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      First published as Naked Diplomacy in Great Britain by William Collins in 2016

      Copyright © Tom Fletcher 2016

      Tom Fletcher asserts the right to be identified as the author of this work

      ‘The Embassy’ (‘Sonnets from China XV’), from Collected Poems by W. H. Auden copyright © 1976 the Estate of W. H. Auden, by permission of Random House Inc.

      Extracts from Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister copyright © 1980 Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay, by permission of Alan Brodie Representation Ltd, www.alanbrodie.com

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      Source ISBN: 9780008127589

      Ebook Edition © June 2016 ISBN: 9780008127572

      Version: 2017-02-20

Dedication

      To Louise, without whom this book would never have been written.

      To Charlie, Theo and Twitter, without whom it would have been written much faster.

      And to the colleagues who march towards the sound of gunfire, in order to try to stop it.