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      THE MIDWIFE’S HERE. © Linda Fairley 2012. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

      Source ISBN: 9780007446308

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      Dedication

      For Peter, who told me I could write this book.

       He was so proud of me, and I know he’d have loved it.

      Contents

      Title Page

      Dedication

      Prologue

      Preface

      Chapter One

      ‘It feels like we’re in the Army!’

      Chapter Two

      ‘I really am becoming an MRI nurse!’

      Chapter Three

      ‘I didn’t expect to be looking after people who are actually ill’

      Chapter Four

      ‘People are dying … This is harder than I thought’

      Chapter Five

      ‘I have come to tender my resignation, Matron’

      Chapter Six

      ‘Nurse Lawton, you have been granted permission to witness a birth if you come quickly’

      Chapter Seven

      ‘Unless you ladder your stockings, to my mind you haven’t made a good job of dealing with a cardiac arrest!’

      Chapter Eight

      ‘T’ Eagle ’as landed’

      Chapter Nine

      ‘To qualify as a midwife you’ll need to deliver forty babies in ten months’

      Chapter Ten

      ‘Feeling the warmth of a baby’s head in your hands, that new life, I’d honestly never experienced anything like it’

      Chapter Eleven

      ‘Knickers and tights off, ladies!’

      Chapter Twelve

      ‘Get these birds out of here, NOW! Where’s the hygiene? Tell me that!’

      Chapter Thirteen

      ‘So you’ve had the baby? … Let’s have a cup of tea and a cigarette then’

      Chapter Fourteen

      ‘She’s at top o’ stairs!’

      Chapter Fifteen

      ‘He’s not touching her privates!’

      Chapter Sixteen

      ‘Your baby is showing signs of life … He’s alive!’

      Picture Section

      Epilogue

      Acknowledgements

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      Prologue

      ‘The midwife’s here!’ Mick Drew exclaimed, nudging his wife Geraldine as I approached her bedside.

      Mick gave me a broad smile that was filled with a mixture of gratitude and relief. It was a look I was growing accustomed to seeing on the faces of husbands with expectant wives, and I had learned that the more imminent the birth, the more appreciative and thankful the smile became.

      It was early 1971 and Geraldine was about two months away from giving birth, but she was in the highly unusual position of expecting naturally conceived triplets, which no doubt more than trebled her loving husband’s concern.

      ‘Flamin ’eck, how long? I’ll go round the twist!’ Geraldine had balked when I outlined her birth plan a few months earlier, explaining that her multiple pregnancy automatically meant she would be admitted to the antenatal ward in Ashton General Hospital for bed rest when she was seven months pregnant.

      ‘That’s the rule, I’m afraid,’ I explained, thinking it was unfortunate Geraldine wouldn’t benefit from our brand new maternity unit, which wasn’t due to open until the end of the year. ‘Don’t you worry, we’ll take good care of you in here and I’m sure you’ll enjoy the break.’

      Geraldine tittered. ‘Well, I suppose rules is rules, though I’m not sure how my old man will take it!’

      She and Mick already had three young children, and quite how he was going to cope alone with them while his wife was in hospital was not yet apparent.

      ‘I suppose it’ll be good training for him,’ Geraldine said cheerfully the last time I saw her at antenatal clinic. ‘Seeing as how we’re going to end up with six! He’ll have to get used to doing his share and keeping an eye on three of ’em.’

      I was pleased to see Geraldine had an easy-going nature and was quick to see the funny side of life. She would doubtless need those qualities to cope with a brood that size.

      ‘As for me, I’ll just have to get meself a pile of good mags to keep me busy, won’t I?’ she winked. ‘I’m sure I’ll cope.’

      It hadn’t taken Geraldine long to settle herself into the antenatal ward, aided amiably by Mick, who was a round, ruddy-cheeked man who visited often and had such a spring in his step he appeared to bounce down the corridor, flared brown trousers swishing round his ankles.

      Every day he wheeled in a little tartan shopping trolley of provisions for his wife and greeted her by planting a huge kiss on both cheeks, and then on the lips. ‘One for each baby,’ he always beamed before handing Geraldine a packet of sweets or a paper bag containing drinks and magazines.

      ‘How’s she doing, Nurse?’ he always asked