Dying to Celebrate. Lynn Cahoon
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Dying to Celebrate
A Tourist Trap Mystery
Rockets’ Dead Glare
A Deadly Brew
Santa Puppy
Lynn Cahoon
LYRICAL UNDERGROUND
Kensington Publishing Corp.
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Rockets’ Dead Glare
Copyright © 2018 by Lynn Cahoon
A Deadly Brew
Copyright © 2018 by Lynn Cahoon
Santa Puppy
Copyright © 2018 by Lynn Cahoon
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First Electronic Edition: March 2020
ISBN-13: 978–1–5161–0822–0 (ebook)
ISBN–10: 1–5161–0822–1 (ebook)
First Print Edition: March 2020
ISBN–13: 978–1–5161–0823–7
ISBN–10: 1–5161–0823–X
Dear Reader,
One of the most frequent questions I get during Q&A is where did you get the idea for this book. It’s funny how things happen in the publishing world. I was talking to my editor over dinner, telling her how excited I’d be about being in an anthology with some other cozy authors. It’s a great marketing project where we all share our reader lists and, hopefully, we all get new readers. The conversation changed to a discussion of novellas in general and what I’d like to see in a Tourist Trap holiday novella. A few weeks later, I had an offer for three novellas. The plan was to release digital only first, then move to a print version later.
The hard part was we’d left Killer Party with a bit of a cliff hanger (Jackie dumping Harrold with no explanation) that would be resolved in Memories and Murder, the next full-length Tourist Trap book. I went to the past to find adventures for Jill and Greg. As a bonus, you’ll see some of your favorite characters who have moved on to different lives.
Want the exact list?
GUIDEBOOK TO MURDER
MISSION TO MURDER
IF THE SHOE KILLS
DRESSED TO KILL
ROCKETS' DEAD GLARE (NOVELLA #1)
KILLER RUN
A DEADLY BREW (NOVELLA #2)
SANTA PUPPY (NOVELLA #3)
Welcome back to South Cove. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Lynn
Books by Lynn Cahoon
The Tourist Trap Mysteries
Memories and Murder
Killer Party
Hospitality and Homicide
Tea Cups and Carnage
Murder on Wheels
Killer Run
Dressed to Kill
If the Shoe Kills
Mission to Murder
Guidebook to Murder
Novellas
A Very Mummy Holiday
Mother's Day Mayhem
Corned Beef and Casualties
Santa Puppy
A Deadly Brew
Rockets' Dead Glare
The Cat Latimer Mysteries
Sconed to Death
Slay in Character
Of Murder and Men
Fatality by Firelight
A Story to Kill
The Farm-to-Fork Mysteries
One Potato, Two Potato, Dead
Killer Green Tomatoes
Who Moved My Goat Cheese?
Rockets’ Dead Glare
A Tourist Trap Novella
Lynn Cahoon
LYRICAL UNDERGROUND
Kensington Publishing Corp.
Dedication
To Esi, who listens to my crazy ideas and puts them into play.
Chapter 1
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Truer words were never spoken, especially in small towns where big fish rule. I think a lot about power and influence during our monthly South Cove Business-to-Business meeting. To be completely honest, sometimes I think about the cheesecake sitting in the walk-in cooler in my office, but mostly I think about relationships and secrets and small-town politics. Like today.
Bill Sullivan, our chairman and a city council member, had invited the volunteer South Cove fire chief to open up the meeting since there had been a few changes in policy approved by the council for the upcoming season. Unfortunately, Barry thought he’d been invited to lecture the group on the history of fire prevention, rather than just give a quick update of his program.
I’m Jill Gardner, and as the business liaison to the council I was responsible for hosting and setting up the meetings. By my count, today’s group of business owners had gone through three rounds of coffee carafe refills and the cookie plates were totally empty. I shook my head when Sasha Smith, one of our baristas, asked me a nonverbal question about refills. We hadn’t gotten our supply order from Pies on the Fly yet, and if the meeting didn’t end soon, we’d be out of food to sell to actual paying customers.
“Safety is our number one priority.” Barry Gleason stood in front of the shop owners gathered for the June meeting and pounded the table with his fist. The volunteer fire chief paused, and when he knew he had the crowd’s attention, he ran a beefy hand with a garnet ring from his college football glory days through his wavy, too long salt-and-pepper hair.
Amy Newman, my BFF and the secretary for the meeting, leaned toward me and whispered, “Someone should tell him that hair style went away with the Bee Gees.”
I tried to keep my lips from twitching, but from the glare I got from Mayor Baylor, I guess I had failed. I glanced down at the agenda. Once the fire chief relinquished his stage, the only other thing was Darla and the finishing