COSTUME.

      Scrooge – Brown old-fashioned coat, tea colour breeches, double-breasted white waistcoat. 2nd. – Dressing gown and slippers.

      Frank – Private dress.

      Mr. Cheerly – Blue coat, cord breeches, and gaiters.

      Mr. Heartly – Green coat, black breeches, top boots.

      Bob Cratchit – Black old-fashioned coat, black trousers.

      Dark Sam – Dark green shooting coat and breeches, ragged. Second dress – Shabby black coat.

      Euston – Shabby private clothes.

      Mr. Fezziwig – Black coat, black breeches, double-breasted waistcoat, and striped stockings.

      Marley's Ghost – Slate coloured coat, waistcoat, and pantaloons, black boots, white frill, white band.

      Christmas Past – White dress trimmed with summer flowers, rich belt, fleshings and sandals.

      Christmas Present – Long green robe, trimmed with ermine, flesh body and legs, wreath round head.

      Christmas to Come – Very long black gown.

      Tiny Tim – Blue jacket and trousers.

      All the Ladies – Modern dresses.

      ACT I

      Scrooge. Bob – Bob, we shall be obliged to part. You'll ruin me in coals!

      Bob. Ruin you – with such a fire in such weather! I've been trying to warm myself by the candle for the last half hour, but not being a man of strong imagination, failed.

      Scr. Hark! I think I hear some one in the office. Go – see who it is.

      Bob. (Aside.) Marley's dead – his late partner is dead as a door nail! If he was to follow him, it wouldn't matter much. (Exit 2 e. l. h.

      Scr. Marley has been dead seven years, and has left me his sole executor – his sole administrator – his sole residuary legatee – his sole friend – his sole mourner! My poor old partner! I was sorely grieved at his death, and shall never forget his funeral. Coming from it, I made one of the best bargains I ever made. Ha, ha. Folks say I'm tight-fisted – that I'm a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching miser. What of that? It saves me from being annoyed by needy men and beggars. So, this is Christmas eve – and cold, bleak, biting weather it is, and folks are preparing to be merry. Bah! what's Christmas eve to me? what should it be to them?

      Bob. There's your uncle, sir. (Aside.) Old covetous! He's worse than the rain and snow. They often come down, and handsomely too, but Scrooge never does! (Exit 2 e. l. h.

      Scr. Who's that?

      Frank. A merry Christmas, uncle!

      Scr. Bah! humbug!

      Frank. Uncle, you don't mean that, I'm sure.

      Scr. I do. Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

      Frank. (Gaily.) Come, then, what right have you to be dismal! What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.

      Scr. Bah! humbug!

      Frank. Don't be cross, uncle.

      Scr. What else can I be, when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon Merry Christmas. What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money – a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour richer. If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart – he should!

      Frank. Uncle!

      Scr. Nephew, keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.

      Frank. Keep it! But you don't keep it.

      Scr. Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you. Much good it has ever done you.

      Frank. There are many things from which I might have derived good by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest, but I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time – a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys, and, therefore, uncle, though it has not put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good, and I say, Heaven bless it!

      Bob. (Looking in.) Beautiful – beautiful!

      Scr. Let me hear another sound from you – (To Bob.) – And you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.

      Bob. (Aside.) He growls like a bear with a sore head! (Disappears.)

      Scr. You're quite a powerful speaker. I wonder you don't go into Parliament.

      Frank. Don't be angry. Come – dine with me to-morrow.

      Scr. No, no —

      Frank. But why not?

      Scr. Why did you get married?

      Frank. Because I fell in love.

      Scr. Because you fell in love! Bah! good evening.

      Frank. I want nothing – I ask nothing of you. Well, I'm sorry to find you so resolute – we have never had any quarrel – I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour to the last – so, a merry Christmas, uncle.

      Scr. Good evening!

      Frank. And a happy new year!

      Scr. Good evening!

      Frank. And a happy Christmas, and a merry new year to you, Bob Cratchit. (Shaking him by the hand.)

      Bob. The same to you, sir, and many of 'em, and to your wife, and to your darling children, and to all your friends, and to all you know, and to every one, to all the world. (Exit Frank, 2 e. l. h.)

      Scr. (Aside.) There's another fellow, my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam.

      Bob. Two gentlemen want you, sir, as fat as prize beef – shall I call 'em in? (Goes to side.) Walk this way if you please, gentlemen.

      Cheer. Scrooge and Marley's – I believe I have the pleasure of addressing Mr. Marley!

      Scr. Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years.

      Cheer. At this festive season of the year, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute – many thousands are in want of common necessaries – hundreds of thousands are in want of common comfort, sir.

      Scr. Are there no prisons? and the union workhouses, are they still in operation?

      Cheer. They are still – I wish I could say they were not.

      Scr. The treadmill and the poor law are in full vigour then?

      Cheer. Both very busy, sir.

      Scr. Oh! I was