Script Tease. Eric Nicol
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SCRIPT TEASE
SCRIPT TEASE
A WORDSMITH’S WAXINGS ON LIFE AND WRITING
ERIC NICOL
Illustrations by Dave More
DUNDURN PRESS
TORONTO
Copyright © Eric Nicol, 2010
Illustrations copyright © Dave More, 2010
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Nicol, Eric, 1919-
Script tease : a wordsmith’s waxings on life
and writing / by Eric Nicol.
ISBN 978-1-55488-707-1
1. Nicol, Eric, 1919- --Humour.
2. Writing--Humour. I. Title.
PS8527.I35S37 2010 C818’.5402 C2009-907467-2
1 2 3 4 5 14 13 12 11 10
We acknowledge the support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ontario Arts Council for our publishing program. We also acknowledge the financial support of the Government of Canada through the Canada Book Fund and The Association for the Export of Canadian Books, and the Government of Ontario through the Ontario Book Publishers Tax Credit program, and the Ontario Media Development Corporation.
Care has been taken to trace the ownership of copyright material used in this book. The author and the publisher welcome any information enabling them to rectify any references or credits in subsequent editions. J. Kirk Howard, President
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Printed on recycled paper.
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To my wife, Mary Razzell, my compassionate editor
CONTENTS
THE WRITE STUFF:AN AUTHOR’S HANDBOOK
Writers’ Unions
Care and Feeding of Librarians
Book Promotion
Remuneration
New Relationships
The Fun Factor
A WORDSMITH’S WAXINGS
A Class Act
A Clear-Cut Case
A Moment of Majesty
A Nocturnal Emission
A Pickle at the Pump
A Sampler of Evil Spirits
A Sticky Wicket
About Your Sox Life
Analysis of Knee Transposition
Anatomy of the Medical Clinic
Andy Is Handy
Antique