SLY. I'll pheeze you, in faith.

        HOSTESS. A pair of stocks, you rogue!

        SLY. Y'are a baggage; the Slys are no rogues. Look in the

          chronicles: we came in with Richard Conqueror. Therefore,

      paucas

          pallabris; let the world slide. Sessa!

        HOSTESS. You will not pay for the glasses you have burst?

        SLY. No, not a denier. Go by, Saint Jeronimy, go to thy cold

      bed

          and warm thee.

        HOSTESS. I know my remedy; I must go fetch the third-borough.

       Exit

        SLY. Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him by

      law.

          I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him come, and kindly.

                                                        [Falls asleep]

        LORD. Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds;

          Brach Merriman, the poor cur, is emboss'd;

          And couple Clowder with the deep-mouth'd brach.

          Saw'st thou not, boy, how Silver made it good

          At the hedge corner, in the coldest fault?

          I would not lose the dog for twenty pound.

        FIRST HUNTSMAN. Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord;

          He cried upon it at the merest loss,

          And twice to-day pick'd out the dullest scent;

          Trust me, I take him for the better dog.

        LORD. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet,

          I would esteem him worth a dozen such.

          But sup them well, and look unto them all;

          To-morrow I intend to hunt again.

        FIRST HUNTSMAN. I will, my lord.

        LORD. What's here? One dead, or drunk?

          See, doth he breathe?

        SECOND HUNTSMAN. He breathes, my lord. Were he not warm'd with

      ale,

          This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly.

        LORD. O monstrous beast, how like a swine he lies!

          Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image!

          Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.

          What think you, if he were convey'd to bed,

          Wrapp'd in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers,

          A most delicious banquet by his bed,

          And brave attendants near him when he wakes,

          Would not the beggar then forget himself?

        FIRST HUNTSMAN. Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose.

        SECOND HUNTSMAN. It would seem strange unto him when he wak'd.

        LORD. Even as a flatt'ring dream or worthless fancy.

          Then take him up, and manage well the jest:

          Carry him gently to my fairest chamber,

          And hang it round with all my wanton pictures;

          Balm his foul head in warm distilled waters,

          And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet;

          Procure me music ready when he wakes,

          To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound;

          And if he chance to speak, be ready straight,

          And with a low submissive reverence

          Say 'What is it your honour will command?'

          Let one attend him with a silver basin

          Full of rose-water and bestrew'd with flowers;

          Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper,

          And say 'Will't please your lordship cool your hands?'

          Some one be ready with a costly suit,

          And ask him what apparel he will wear;

          Another tell him of his hounds and horse,

          And that his lady mourns at his disease;

          Persuade him that he hath been lunatic,

          And, when he says he is, say that he dreams,

          For he is nothing but a mighty lord.

          This do, and do it kindly, gentle sirs;

          It will be pastime passing excellent,

          If it be husbanded with modesty.

        FIRST HUNTSMAN. My lord, I warrant you we will play our part

          As he shall think by our true diligence

          He is no less than what we say he is.

        LORD. Take him up gently, and to bed with him;

          And each one to his office when he wakes.

                                [SLY is carried out. A trumpet sounds]

          Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds-

                                                          Exit SERVANT

          Belike some noble gentleman that means,

          Travelling some journey, to repose him here.

          How now! who is it?

        SERVANT.