‘For years flying has been the preserve of rich fuckers. Now everyone can afford to fly.’

      MICK O’LEERY, CHIEF EXECUTIVE

      RUINAIR HOLDINGS PLC

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       Epigraph

Prologue

Spain…not quite

Mick’s Plane Speaking

France

How to Build Your Own Five Billion Euro Airline

The Low Fares Airline (1)

United Kingdom

The Low Fares Airline (2)

Belgium

The Low Fares Airline (3)

       The Rough Guide—An official handbook for Crewlink staff working on Ruinair aircraft

       Netherlands

       Flying for Peanuts

       Luxembourg

       Easy

       Greece

       Germany…not quite

       Germany…again

       Berlin

       Austria

       Germany…more

       Ireland

       Switzerland

       Liechtenstein

       United Kingdom…again

       Spain…again

       Spain…more

       Andorra

       Italy

       San Marino

       The Low Fares Airline (4)

       Most Definitely…‘Not Ruinair’

       Norway

       Annual General Meeting

       Some Appreciation

       Aero-Naughty-Cal-Endar

       Denmark (and Sweden)

       www.airlinemeals.net

       The Only Official Ruinair Joke in the Universe

       Bus Excursions from Airports Ruinair fly to

       Finland

       Wheel Share

       France…encore

       Taxes, Fees and Charges

       Portugal

       Caught Napping

       Ireland…again

       Financial Ruination

       The Low Fares Airline (5)

       Christmas Presence

       Epilogue

       Sources

       Copyright

       About the Publisher