There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile,

      And he found a crooked six-pence against a crooked stile;

      He bought a crooked hat, which caught a crooked mouse,

      And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

      Go to bed Tom, go to bed Tom—

      Merry or sober, go to bed Tom.

      Little Tommy Grace,

      Had a pain in his face,

      So that he could not learn a letter;