Pirate Handbook. Mónica Carretero

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      Monica Carretero

      Pirate Handbook

      Pirate Handbook

      Handbook Series

      All rights reserved. Unless provided by law, no part of this book may be

      reproduced, distributed, publicly communicated or transformed in any way

      without the authorisation of the publisher.

      © 2010 Cuento de Luz SL

      Calle Claveles 10

      Urb. Monteclaro

      Pozuelo de Alarcon

      28223 Madrid, Spain

      www.cuentodeluz.com

      Text and illustrations © Monica Carretero

      English translation by Jon Brokenbrow

      ISBN: 978-84-937814-8-4

      Text and illustrations:

      Monica Carretero

      Pirate Handbook

      Arr, har har! Har har harrrr!

      “Wow, that’s some attack of the giggles!” you must be thinking. Well, you’re very wrong indeed. It’s not an attack of the giggles, it’s the first lesson a good pirate has to learn: how to let fly with a rip-roaring, swashbuckling, terrifying guffaw that freezes your blood.

      The second lesson you have to learn – and which you have to do at the same time – is to bang your fist down hard on the table.

      And harder still, while you’re still doing all this

      complicated stuff… can you pick up a glass full

      of water with your other hand,

      without spilling a drop?

      And would you be prepared to do all this

      with a patch over one eye?

      If you can, then you’re ready to be a pirate.

      A great pirate.

      Pirates are adventurous,

      bold, daring, courageous

      and a little bit sneaky.

      Their home is the sea;

      their destiny is to wander

      the oceans. They love

      things that aren’t theirs,

      but they only steal from people who’ve got more

      than they really need.

      They tend to fall in love

      easily, and they’re

      real show-offs!

      What is a Pirate?

      Unkown Pirates of history

      Evil

      Greedy

      Stumpy

      Smiley

      Gnarly

      Peg-leg

      Hunky

      Magical

      Grouchy

      Her smile is the

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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