Pirate Handbook. Mónica Carretero
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Monica Carretero
Pirate Handbook
Pirate Handbook
Handbook Series
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© 2010 Cuento de Luz SL
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Urb. Monteclaro
Pozuelo de Alarcon
28223 Madrid, Spain
www.cuentodeluz.com
Text and illustrations © Monica Carretero
English translation by Jon Brokenbrow
ISBN: 978-84-937814-8-4
Text and illustrations:
Monica Carretero
Pirate Handbook
Arr, har har! Har har harrrr!
“Wow, that’s some attack of the giggles!” you must be thinking. Well, you’re very wrong indeed. It’s not an attack of the giggles, it’s the first lesson a good pirate has to learn: how to let fly with a rip-roaring, swashbuckling, terrifying guffaw that freezes your blood.
The second lesson you have to learn – and which you have to do at the same time – is to bang your fist down hard on the table.
And harder still, while you’re still doing all this
complicated stuff… can you pick up a glass full
of water with your other hand,
without spilling a drop?
And would you be prepared to do all this
with a patch over one eye?
If you can, then you’re ready to be a pirate.
A great pirate.
Pirates are adventurous,
bold, daring, courageous
and a little bit sneaky.
Their home is the sea;
their destiny is to wander
the oceans. They love
things that aren’t theirs,
but they only steal from people who’ve got more
than they really need.
They tend to fall in love
easily, and they’re
real show-offs!
What is a Pirate?
Unkown Pirates of history
Evil
Greedy
Stumpy
Smiley
Gnarly
Peg-leg
Hunky
Magical
Grouchy
Her smile is the
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