The Poisoned Pen. E. Joan Sims
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Copyright © 2007 by E. Joan Sims.
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Published by Wildside Press LLC.
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Chapter One
I liked to think of myself as a product of the New South: an energetic, intelligent woman who has taken advantage of every opportunity to achieve a fairly comfortable degree of financial and personal freedom by her middle years—early middle years, that is. But surrounded, as I was, by graceful arabesques of white wrought iron and cushioned by needlepoint pillows with “Home Sweet Home,” “Forget Hell!” and “You might be a Yankee if…” worked into the design—and seated within spittin’ distance of a garden overflowing with blossoms of camellia, gardenia, and magnolia—I was enjoying much the same life as had my old fashioned southern grandmother. Perhaps the only difference between us would be that instead of sneaking sips of her husband’s Mint Julep when no one was looking, I was quite openly enjoying a delightful Merlot in no one’s company but my own.
A cool evening breeze wafted from the direction of the meadow carrying with it the delicate fragrance of wild honeysuckle and Carolina jasmine that grew in abundance on the ence separating pasture and lawn. Even the family of rabbits nibbling on red clover underneath the pear trees seemed to notice the sweetness in the air—every so often they raised their fuzzy, long-eared little heads and sniffed appreciatively.
Too bad, I thought as I poured another glass of wine, that I cannot relax and enjoy a quiet evening on my own patio. I had tried to shut my mind to the raucous shouts and screams coming from behind the carriage house and down the lane, but it was hopeless. No matter how delicious the wine, or how cute the bunnies, I was still annoyed.
I took another sip and cursed my mother’s generosity for the umpteenth time since the soccer game began at four o’clock. When the Rowan Springs Wildkittens called two weeks ago and begged for a place to hold their matches, Mother’s first inclination had been to say no; but then the desperate mother in charge of the team had explained that it was for the sake of twelve adorable little girls—aged eight to eleven years old—and Mother didn’t have the heart to refuse.
At first, I didn’t give it a second thought. Let the little darlings play their hearts out was my reaction. The field was going to be planted with soybeans in the fall. Surely whatever small amount of damage done by twenty-four girlish little feet would be of no consequence. I forgot about the superhuman strength of girlish vocal cords. Each child, I was positive, had the ability to break an eardrum at a hundred paces simply by screaming, “Goal!” at the top of her lungs. They had been at it now for about an hour, and I was ready to take Mother’s John Deere and manically mow them all down.
And this was just the first game.
“My! They do seem to be having fun!” observed Mother pleasantly, as she joined me on the patio. Her smile, as she offered a slice of roasted garlic crostini from a tray full of similar goodies, was almost as irritating as the noise. I told her so.
“Paisley Sterling! You are becoming quite the grouch these days. What’s the matter, dear? Having trouble with your manuscript?”
Like most mothers, mine always knew exactly what to say to alter the course of a conversation, change the target of my frustrations, and get my goat.
“The latest Leonard Paisley is coming along just fine, thank you very much!” I answered with some asperity.
Her response was a loud and disapproving sigh—a sigh obviously meant to convey her opinion of the hard-boiled detective hero of the mystery series I wrote for a considerably good living. Mother had been after me for months to forego Leonard’s dark and murky world of pimps and drug dealers and write about what she termed “more pleasant subjects.” She blamed my mental association with Leonard for my somewhat earthy turn of phrase and casual manner of dress. I had news for her: since my daughter, Cassie, and I returned to Meadowdale Farm three years ago, I had thrown away my pantyhose and high-heeled shoes—as well as my desire to impress anyone, including my own mother.
Cassie and I had lived in Manhattan for too many years after we barely escaped the bloody coup that ravaged our home in San Romero. We left that beautiful South American country shortly after my husband, Raphael DeLeon, disappeared into the jungle on our wedding anniversary, an apparent victim of that same revolution.
Cassie and I had sought refuge in the welcoming home of my college roommate. Already well established as a literary agent, Pamela Winslow was the one who suggested I take up writing as a means of supporting myself and my little girl.
After several years as a successful author of children’s books, I changed direction and took the long dark path down the road to murder and mayhem with the fictitious Leonard Paisley. Leonard was an overnight sensation. The revenue from his wild adventures gave me the financial freedom to bid farewell to the big city and return to my roots.
Cassie and I loved the small town of Rowan Springs, Kentucky. She even came back here after college to open a small and thriving bookstore. We were both as happy as clams. I saw no reason to change the status quo, and that included Leonard.
“Tart, dear?”
“Yes, you are, a bit,” I responded with a lazy smile, “but I don’t mind.” Mother’s delicious food was enough to calm any beast, and I was feeling a bit more mellow. I swallowed a flaky country ham and cheese pastry, and reached for more; but she had other ideas.
“If you insist on wearing those plebeian clothes, Paisley, darling, then perhaps you might at least shop for some jeans that fit. The ones you have on are looking indecently tight in the derriere. Have you put on some weight, dear?”
My appetite fled in the direction of my good humor and I sought once again to disengage myself from my surroundings by closing my eyes and pretending I was all alone.
“Hallo, Miz Sterling,” interrupted an adenoidal little voice.
I opened my eyes to see a skinny, disheveled little girl of about nine standing shyly at the edge of the patio. She was wearing a bright yellow shirt, blue satin shorts, scuffed shin guards, and the muddiest tennis shoes I had ever seen. Her face was freckled and tan from the summer sun, with pale blue eyes and thin lips which held the faintest promise of a smile in the corners.
“I’m a Wildkitten—you know, the soccer team,” she explained unnecessarily as she held out a large envelope—its edges soiled and covered with enough dirty fingerprints to drive Sherlock Holmes insane. “Thank you for letting us use your field,” she said. “It’s real nice.” Then she turned and ran, scattering terrified bunnies in her wake.
“What a dear little thing,” murmured Mother, holding the grimy card carefully by two dainty fingertips. “And what a sweet thought. Here,” she said tossing the envelope in my direction, “you read it to me, dear.”
“Hummpf!” I muttered. “Looks like they could have washed their hands first.” The greeting card was handmade—with crude, but charming, crayon outlines of twelve girls standing around the edge of a green field filled with rabbits and soccer balls. Off in the distance was our own big rambling home with all four chimneys smoking.
“I have to admit it’s cute. Somebody’s a real little artist. I wonder if it was the booger baby who brought this?”
“Paisley! She did not have…well, what you said! Don’t be rude.”
“Then you finally do need glasses, Mother, if you didn’t….”
“Gran!” called Cassie from the big screened in porch on the back of the house. “Telephone. It’s Mavis Madden. Shall I tell her you’re busy, or do you feel up to talking to the old witch?”
“Honestly, Paisley,” sputtered Mother. “I don’t know what’s come over you and Cassandra. I do believe you have both taken leave of all your good manners. I thought when you came back here to live you would remember the way your father and I brought you up; but you both seem to have regressed even more into those dreadfully sarcastic Yankee ways.”
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