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светлячком, глядел на него, глядел и никак не мог наглядеться: какой он зелёный, словно в сказке, и как он хоть и близко, на ладони, а светит, словно издалека… И я не мог ровно дышать, и я слышал, как стучит моё сердце, и чуть-чуть кололо в носу, как будто хотелось плакать.

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