Once a Week. A. A. Milne

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      "Here she is. Dahlia, for Heaven's sake come and tell us the arrangements for the day. Start with the idea fixed in your mind that Myra and I have ordered lunch for six."

      Dahlia shepherded us to a quiet corner of the lounge and we all sat down.

      "By the way," said Simpson, "are there any letters for me?"

      "No; it's your turn to write," said Archie.

      "But, my dear chap, there must be one, because——"

      "But you never acknowledged the bed-socks," I pointed out. "She can't write till you—— I mean, it was rather forward of her to send them at all; and if you haven't even——"

      "Well," said Dahlia, "what does anybody want to do?"

      Thomas was the first to answer the question. A girl in red came in from the breakfast-room and sat down near us. She looked up in our direction and met Thomas's eye.

      "Good morning," said Thomas, with a smile, and he left us and moved across to her.

      "That's the girl he danced with all last night," whispered Myra. "I can't think what's come over him. Is this our reserved Thomas—Thomas the taciturn, whom we know and love so well? I don't like the way she does her hair."

      "She's a Miss Aylwyn," said Simpson in a loud voice. "I had one dance with her myself."

      "The world," said Archie, "is full of people with whom Samuel has had one dance."

      "Well, that washes Thomas out, anyway. He'll spend the day teaching her something. What are the rest of us going to do?"

      There was a moment's silence.

      "Oh, Archie," said Dahlia, "did you get those nails put in my boots?"

      I looked at Myra … and sighed.

      "Sorry, dear," he said. "I'll take them down now. The man will do them in twenty minutes." He walked over to the lift at the same moment that Thomas returned to us.

      "I say," began Thomas, a little awkwardly, "if you're arranging what to do, don't bother about me. I rather thought of—er—taking it quietly this morning. I think I overdid it a bit yesterday."

      "We warned you at the time about the fourth hard-boiled egg," I said.

      "I meant the ski-ing. We thought of—I thought of having lunch in the hotel, but, of course, you can have my rucksack to carry yours in. Er—I'll go and put it in for you."

      He disappeared rather sheepishly in the direction of the dining-room.

      "Now, Samuel," said Myra gently.

      "Now what, Myra?"

      "It's your turn. If you have a headache, tell us her name."

      "My dear Myra, I want to ski to-day. Where shall we go? Let's go to the old slopes and practise the Christiania Turn."

      "What you want to practise is the ordinary Hampstead Straight," I said. "A medium performance of yours yesterday, Samuel."

      "But, my dear old chap," he said eagerly, "I told you it was the fault of my skis. They would stick to the snow. Oh, I say," he added, "that reminds me. I must go and buy some wax for them."

      He dashed off. I looked at Myra … and sighed.

      "The nail-man won't be long," said Archie to Dahlia, on his return. "I'm to call for them in a quarter of an hour."

      "Can't you wear some other boots, Dahlia, or your bedroom slippers or something? It's half-past eleven. We really must get off soon."

      "But we haven't settled where we're going yet."

      "Then for 'eving's sake let's do it. Myra and I thought we might go up above the wood at the back and explore. We can always ski down. It might be rather exciting."

      "Remember," said Dahlia, "I'm not so expert as you are."

      "Of course," said Myra, "we're the Oberland mixed champions."

      "You know," said Archie, "I was talking to the man who's doing Dahlia's boots and he said the snow would be bad for ski-ing to-day."

      "If he talked in French, no doubt you misunderstood him," I said, a little annoyed. "He was probably asking you to buy a pair of skates."

      "Talking about that," said Archie, "why shouldn't we skate this morning, and have lunch at the hotel, and then get the bob out this afternoon?"

      "Here you are," said Thomas, coming up with a heavy rucksack. "Lunch for six, so you'll have an extra one."

      "I'd forgotten about lunch," said Archie. "Look here, just talk it over with Dahlia while I go and see about my skates. I don't suppose Josef will mind if we do stay in to lunch after all. What about Simpson?"

      I looked at Myra … and sighed.

      "What about him?" I said.

      Half an hour later two exhausted people—one of them with lunch for six on his back—began the ascent to the wood, trailing their skis behind them.

      "Another moment," said Myra, "and I should have screamed."

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      Myra finished her orange, dried her hands daintily on my handkerchief, and spoke her mind.

      "This is the third time," she said, "that Thomas has given us the slip. If he gets engaged to that girl in red I shall cry."

      "There are," I said, idly throwing a crust at Simpson and missing him, "engagements and Swiss engagements—just as there are measles and German measles. It is well known that Swiss engagements don't count."

      "We got engaged in Kent. A bit of luck."

      "I have nothing against Miss Aylwyn——" I went on.

      "Except the way she does her hair."

      "—but she doesn't strike me as being the essential Rabbit. We cannot admit her to the—er—fold."

      "The covey," suggested Myra.

      "The warren. Anyhow, she—— Simpson, for goodness' sake stop fooling about with your bearded friend and tell us what you think of it all."

      We were finishing lunch in the lee of a little chalet, high above the hotel, and Simpson had picked up an acquaintance with a goat, which he was apparently trying to conciliate with a piece of chocolate. The goat, however, seemed to want a piece of Simpson.

      "My dear old chap, he won't go away. Here—shoo! shoo! I wish I knew what his name was."

      "Ernest," said Myra.

      "I can't think why you ever got into such a hirsute set, Simpson. He probably wants your compass. Give it to him and let him withdraw."

      Ernest, having decided that Simpson was not worth knowing, withdrew, and we resumed our conversation.

      "When we elderly married folk have retired," I went on, "and you gay young bachelors sit up over a last cigar to discuss your conquests, has not Thomas unbent to you, Samuel, and told you of his hopes and fears?"

      "He told me last night he was afraid he was going bald, and he said he hoped he wasn't."

      "That's a bad sign," said Myra. "What did you say?"

      "I said I thought he was."

      With some difficulty I got up from my seat in the snow and buckled on my skis.

      "Come on, let's forget Thomas for a bit. Samuel is now going to show us the Christiania Turn."

      Simpson, all eagerness, began to prepare himself.

      "I


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