ACT III

      In the library after lunch. It is not much of a library, its literary equipment consisting of a single fixed shelf stocked with old paper-covered novels, broken backed, coffee stained, torn and thumbed, and a couple of little hanging shelves with a few gift books on them, the rest of the wall space being occupied by trophies of war and the chase. But it is a most comfortable sitting-room. A row of three large windows in the front of the house shew a mountain panorama, which is just now seen in one of its softest aspects in the mellowing afternoon light. In the left hand corner, a square earthenware stove, a perfect tower of colored pottery, rises nearly to the ceiling and guarantees plenty of warmth. The ottoman in the middle is a circular bank of decorated cushions, and the window seats are well upholstered divans. Little Turkish tables, one of them with an elaborate hookah on it, and a screen to match them, complete the handsome effect of the furnishing. There is one object, however, which is hopelessly out of keeping with its surroundings. This is a small kitchen table, much the worse for wear, fitted as a writing table with an old canister full of pens, an eggcup filled with ink, and a deplorable scrap of severely used pink blotting paper.

      At the side of this table, which stands on the right, Bluntschli is hard at work, with a couple of maps before him, writing orders. At the head of it sits Sergius, who is also supposed to be at work, but who is actually gnawing the feather of a pen, and contemplating Bluntschli’s quick, sure, businesslike progress with a mixture of envious irritation at his own incapacity, and awestruck wonder at an ability which seems to him almost miraculous, though its prosaic character forbids him to esteem it. The major is comfortably established on the ottoman, with a newspaper in his hand and the tube of the hookah within his reach. Catherine sits at the stove, with her back to them, embroidering. Raina, reclining on the divan under the left hand window, is gazing in a daydream out at the Balkan landscape, with a neglected novel in her lap.

      The door is on the left. The button of the electric bell is between the door and the fireplace.

      PETKOFF. [Looking up from his paper to watch how they are getting on at the table.] Are you sure I can’t help you in any way, Bluntschli?

      BLUNTSCHLI. [Without interrupting his writing or looking up.] Quite sure, thank you. Saranoff and I will manage it.

      SERGIUS. [Grimly.] Yes: we’ll manage it. He finds out what to do; draws up the orders; and I sign ’em. Division of labour, Major. [Bluntschli passes him a paper.] Another one? Thank you. [He plants the papers squarely before him; sets his chair carefully parallel to them; and signs with the air of a man resolutely performing a difficult and dangerous feat.] This hand is more accustomed to the sword than to the pen.

      PETKOFF. It’s very good of you, Bluntschli, it is indeed, to let yourself be put upon in this way. Now are you quite sure I can do nothing?

      CATHERINE. [In a low, warning tone.] You can stop interrupting, Paul.

      PETKOFF. [Starting and looking round at her.] Eh? Oh! Quite right, my love, quite right. [He takes his newspaper up, but lets it drop again.] Ah, you haven’t been campaigning, Catherine: you don’t know how pleasant it is for us to sit here, after a good lunch, with nothing to do but enjoy ourselves. There’s only one thing I want to make me thoroughly comfortable.

      CATHERINE. What is that?

      PETKOFF. My old coat. I’m not at home in this one: I feel as if I were on parade.

      CATHERINE. My dear Paul, how absurd you are about that old coat! It must be hanging in the blue closet where you left it.

      PETKOFF. My dear Catherine, I tell you I’ve looked there. Am I to believe my own eyes or not? [Catherine quietly rises and presses the button of the electric bell by the fireplace.] What are you shewing off that bell for? [She looks at him majestically, and silently resumes her chair and her needlework.] My dear: if you think the obstinacy of your sex can make a coat out of two old dressing gowns of Raina’s, your waterproof, and my mackintosh, you’re mistaken. That’s exactly what the blue closet contains at present. [Nicola presents himself.]

      CATHERINE. [Unmoved by Petkoff’s sally.] Nicola: go to the blue closet and bring your master’s old coat here—the braided one he usually wears in the house.

      NICOLA. Yes, madam. [Nicola goes out.]

      PETKOFF. Catherine.

      CATHERINE. Yes, Paul?

      PETKOFF. I bet you any piece of jewellery you like to order from Sophia against a week’s housekeeping money, that the coat isn’t there.

      CATHERINE. Done, Paul.

      PETKOFF. [Excited by the prospect of a gamble.] Come: here’s an opportunity for some sport. Who’ll bet on it? Bluntschli: I’ll give you six to one.

      BLUNTSCHLI. [Imperturbably.] It would be robbing you, Major. Madame is sure to be right. [Without looking up, he passes another batch of papers to Sergius.]

      SERGIUS. [Also excited.] Bravo, Switzerland! Major: I bet my best charger against an Arab mare for Raina that Nicola finds the coat in the blue closet.

      PETKOFF. [Eagerly.] Your best char—

      CATHERINE. [Hastily interrupting him.] Don’t be foolish, Paul. An Arabian mare will cost you 50,000 levas.

      RAINA. [Suddenly coming out of her picturesque revery.] Really, mother, if you are going to take the jewellery, I don’t see why you should grudge me my Arab. [Nicola comer back with the coat and brings it to Petkoff, who can hardly believe his eyes.]

      CATHERINE. Where was it, Nicola?

      NICOLA. Hanging in the blue closet, madam.

      PETKOFF. Well, I am d—

      CATHERINE. [Stopping him.] Paul!

      PETKOFF. I could have sworn it wasn’t there. Age is beginning to tell on me. I’m getting hallucinations. [To Nicola.] Here: help me to change. Excuse me, Bluntschli.