‘we do what we’re supposed to and the world’s a better place, right?’ Welcome to Fiji Land. Things are very simple here. Listen for the alarm. Smile for the camera. Follow orders. Grainer, Tanc and Wolstead are here to keep watch, guard the prisoners, and try to stay cool. Or possibly warm. fiji land is a surreal and incisive play about the very real things that happen when cell doors shut and the world looks away. ‘as long as we’re safe, we don’t want to know what’s going on to keep it that way, do we?’