I woke up early. Time for tea. Better to brush teeth. I didn't spend much time on this. What a good time to go out on the balcony. Morning. But what about lunch? You might think that I have nothing to do? You are wrong! I need to meet a lady today to take some photos and videos. Boring day… not so boring. I took my photo camera to check my flash memory. What about laptop? I will use it later.

      Incoming call…

      "Hello" – I answered.

      "Hello, Jai… how are you?" – my friend asked.

      "Good and you…" – I answered.

      "Fine. Let's go eat to Jess Cafe?" – he asked.

      "Ok… where are you?" – I asked.

      "Near Jomtien now" – he answered.

      "Ok I'm coming" – I said.

      "I can pick you up" – he said.

      "Ok" – I said.

      "Call you…" – he said.

      I started waiting for him. And I made sandwich with tea for myself. What about lady for tonight? I must find her. Time has passed and still no call. Damn… what is he doing?

      Incoming call…

      "Hey Jai… I'm here… come" – he said.

      "Ok" – I said.

      After 10 minutes we started our way to Jess Cafe…

      "How are you today?" – he asked.

      "Not bad… I have some business" – I answered.

      "What business?" – he asked.

      "I need to take some photos" – I answered.

      "What… what?" – he asked.

      "Photos" – I answered.

      "Do you want to take some photos of a girl?" – he asked.

      "Yes" – I answered.

      "Damn you… are you serious?" – he asked.

      "What's a problem?" – I answered.

      "Not too much girls here" – he said.

      "This is Pattaya… too much girls here" – I said.

      "Ok… up to you… Jai" – he said.

      We arrived to Jess Cafe… My friend shut off the engine.

      "Let's go to get some breakfast" – he said.

      "Let's go" – I said.

      We sat on the sofas… Time to order some food. The waitress came to us. Matt was looking at the menu… I thought he wanted to order something special. My friend's name was Matt.

      "So… what would you like to order/ guys?" – the waitress asked.

      Damn… her voice was sexy. And she called us guys. Very friendly waitress. As I thought. Matt still didn't know what to order. But I was ready. Anyway… time is time.

      "Scrambled eggs, toasts, hot tea" – I said.

      "Ok… and you?" – she asked Matt.

      "Same" – he answered.

      "Ok… please wait" – the waitress said and left us.

      "Matt… what are you thinking?" – I asked.

      "What do you mean, Jai…" – he answered.

      "The waitress…" – I said.

      "Nice waitress" – he said.

      "I know… I know…" – I said.

      "You want take her to your room?" – he asked.

      "No… just telling you how good is she" – I answered.

      "Oh… you want to find same she?" – he asked.

      "Why not?" – I answered.

      "Where do you think to go?" – he asked.

      "Night street" – I answered.

      Our breakfast arrived to our table. The waitress smiled and said:

      "Bon Appetit".

      "What are you doing tonight?" – I asked.

      "Staying with my friend" – the waitress answered.

      "Oh… ok / ok" – I said.

      The waitress left us… Matt started his meal. He looked hungry anyway. I started eating too. Damn… what else? What about night street tonight. I took my toast and spread it with jam. Oha tasty.

      "Matt… what are you going to do?" – I asked.

      "What do you mean… Jai?" – he answered.

      "This night…" – I said.

      "Go meet my girlfriend" – he said.

      "Girlfriend?" – I asked.

      "Yeah… what's a problem?" – he asked.

      "You have girlfriend?" – I asked.

      "Yes"– he answered.

      "Ok… ok" – I said.

      "And you… Jai?" – he asked.

      "Find a girl to photograph" – I answered.

      "You, Jay, are always looking for trouble" – he said.

      "Do you like waitress?" – I asked.

      "Yes… but I'm not looking for steps to attract her" – he answered.

      "Yeah… better do it for money?" – I asked.

      "What do you mean…" – he answered.

      "Pay money for girl better" – I said.

      "I don't know… you think so?" – he said.

      "It's difficult for me too" – I said.

      "Jai… I'm almost finished my meal" – Matt said.

      "Wait… I'm eating my second toast" – I said.

      "So, check bill?" – he asked.

      "Check bill" – I said.

      "Kept Tan Rikha (Check bill)" – Matt shouted.

      The waitress came to us after a few minutes. So… time to pay. Matt checked his wallet… after me. The waitress placed a glass with the bill on the table.

      Nice.

      "Your bill… guys" – the waitress said.

      "Good" – I said and took the money out of my wallet.

      I put it in the glass. Matt was very slow. Damn… always same.

      "Kapun kaph (thank you)" – the waitress said and took the money.

      "Sorry… do you have phone number?" – I asked.

      "+66*******" – she dictated to me.

      "Kapun kaph (thank you)" – I said.

      We left this place. Matt started the engine… and tried to leave parking place. Good. He knows how to drive. But what about girls? Let's ask him. I rolled down the window.

      "Matt… you see… this waitress gave me her phone number" – I said.

      "Yes… Jai… you're just lucky" – he said.

      "Lucky? No… I think… She likes me" – I said.

      "She likes you? … you think she wants to have sex with you?" – he asked.

      "Yeah… she wants to have sex with me" – I answered.

      "Ahhahaha … Jai… you are killing me" – Matt said.

      "Killing you? No… no… you didn't get me" – I said.

      "What do you mean?" – he asked.

      "Girls love me" – I said.

      "Girls love you?" – Matt asked.

      "Yeah… but maybe she's interested in money" – I answered.

      "Exactly" – he said.

      "Damn…