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dispatch that unfortunate gentleman, you mean, and that seems pretty well done to your hand,' said little Dr. Toole, bustling up from the coach where his instruments, lint, and plasters were deposited. 'What's it all, eh? – oh, Dr. Sturk's been with him, eh? Oh, ho, ho, ho!' and he laughed sarcastically, in an undertone, and shrugged, as he stooped down and took O'Flaherty's pulse in his fingers and thumb.

      'I tell you what, Mr. a – a – a – Sir,' said Nutter, with a very dangerous look; 'I have had the honour of knowing Lieutenant Puddock since August, 1756; I won't hurt him, for I like and respect him; but, if fight I must, I'll fight you, Sir!'

      'since August, 1756?' repeated Mr. Mahony, with prompt surprise. 'Pooh! why didn't you mention that before? Why, Sir, he's an old friend, and you could not pleasantly ask him to volunteer to bare his waypon against the boosom of his friend. No, Sir, shivalry is the handmaid of Christian charity, and honour walks hand in hand with the human heart!'

      With this noble sentiment he bowed and shook Nutter's cold, hard hand, and then Puddock's plump little white paw.

      You are not to suppose that Pat Mahoney, of Muckafubble, was a poltroon; on the contrary, he had fought several shocking duels, and displayed a remarkable amount of savagery and coolness; but having made a character, he was satisfied therewith. They may talk of fighting for the fun of it, liking it, delighting in it; don't believe a word of it. We all hate it, and the hero is only he who hates it least.'

      'Ugh, I can't stand it any longer; take me out of this, some of you,' said O'Flaherty, wiping the damp from his red face. 'I don't think there's ten minutes' life in me.'

      'De profundis conclamavi,' murmured fat father Roach; 'lean upon me, Sir.'

      'And me,' said little Toole.

      'For the benefit of your poor soul, my honey, just say you forgive Mr. Nutter before you leave the field,' said the priest quite sincerely.

      'Anything at all, Father Roach,' replied the sufferer; 'only don't bother me.'

      'You forgive him then, aroon?' said the priest.

      'Och, bother! forgive him, to be sure I do. That's supposin', mind, I don't recover; but if I do —'

      'Och, pacible, pacible, my son,' said Father Roach, patting his arm, and soothing him with his voice. It was the phrase he used to address to his nag, Brian O'Lynn, when Brian had too much oats, and was disagreeably playful. 'Nansinse, now, can't you be pacible – pacible my son – there now, pacible, pacible.'

      Upon his two supporters, and followed by his little second, this towering sufferer was helped, and tumbled into the coach, into which Puddock, Toole, and the priest, who was curious to see O'Flaherty's last moments, all followed; and they drove at a wild canter – for the coachman was 'hearty' – over the green grass, and toward Chapelizod, though Toole broke the check-string without producing any effect, down the hill, quite frightfully, and were all within an ace of being capsized. But ultimately they reached, in various states of mind, but safely enough, O'Flaherty's lodgings.

      Here the gigantic invalid, who had suffered another paroxysm on the way, was slowly assisted to the ground by his awestruck and curious friends, and entered the house with a groan, and roared for Judy Carroll with a curse, and invoked Jerome, the cokang modate, with horrible vociferation. And as among the hushed exhortations of the good priest, Toole and Puddock, he mounted the stairs, he took occasion over the banister, in stentorian tones, to proclaim to the household his own awful situation, and the imminent approach of the moment of his dissolution.

      Chapter XVII

      Lieutenant Puddock Receives an Invitation And a Rap Over the Knuckles

      The old gentlemen, from their peepholes in the Magazine, watched the progress of this remarkable affair of honour, as well as they could, with the aid of their field-glasses, and through an interposing crowd.

      'By Jupiter, Sir, he's through him!' said Colonel Bligh, when he saw O'Flaherty go down.

      'so he is, by George!' replied General Chattesworth; 'but, eh, which is he?'

      'The long fellow,' said Bligh.

      'O'Flaherty? – hey! – no, by George! – though so it is – there's work in Frank Nutter yet, by Jove,' said the general, poking his glass and his fat face an inch or two nearer.

      'Quick work, general!' said Bligh.

      'Devilish,' replied the general.

      The two worthies never moved their glasses; as each, on his inquisitive face, wore the grim, wickedish, half-smile, with which an old stager recalls, in the prowess of his juniors, the pleasant devilment of his own youth.

      'The cool, old hand, Sir, too much for your new fireworker,' remarked Bligh, cynically.

      'Tut, Sir, this O'Flaherty has not been three weeks among us,' spluttered out the general, who was woundily jealous of the honour of his corps. 'There are lads among our fireworkers who would whip Nutter through the liver while you'd count ten!'

      'They're removing the – the – (a long pause) the body, eh?' said Bligh. 'Hey! no, see, by George, he's walking but he's hurt.'

      'I'm mighty well pleased it's no worse, Sir,' said the general, honestly glad.

      'They're helping him into the coach – long legs the fellow's got,' remarked Bligh.

      'These – things – Sir – are – are – very – un – pleasant,' said the general, adjusting the focus of the glass, and speaking slowly – though no Spanish dandy ever relished a bull-fight more than he an affair of the kind. He and old Bligh had witnessed no less than five – not counting this – in which officers of the R.I.A. were principal performers, from the same sung post of observation. The general, indeed, was conventionally supposed to know nothing of them, and to reprobate the practice itself with his whole soul. But somehow, when an affair of the sort came off on the Fifteen Acres, he always happened to drop in, at the proper moment, upon his old crony, the colonel, and they sauntered into the demi-bastion together, and quietly saw what was to be seen. It was Miss Becky Chattesworth who involved the poor general in this hypocrisy. It was not exactly her money; it was her force of will and unflinching audacity that established her control over an easy, harmless, plastic old gentleman.

      'They are unpleasant – devilish unpleasant – somewhere in the body, I think, hey? they're stooping again, stooping again – eh? – plaguy unpleasant, Sir (the general was thinking how Miss Becky's tongue would wag, and what she might not even do, if O'Flaherty died). Ha! on they go again, and a – Puddock – getting in – and that's Toole. He's not so much hurt – eh? He helped himself a good deal, you saw; but (taking heart of grace) when a quarrel does occur, Sir, I believe, after all, 'tis better off the stomach at once – a few passes – you know – or the crack of a pistol – who's that got in – the priest – hey? by George!'

      'Awkward if he dies a Papist,' said cynical old Bligh – the R.I.A. were Protestant by constitution.

      'That never happens in our corps, Sir,' said the general, haughtily; 'but, as I say, when a quarrel – does – occur – Sir – there, they're off at last; when it does occur – I say – heyday! what a thundering pace! a gallop, by George! that don't look well (a pause) – and – and – a – about what you were saying – you know he couldn't die a Papist in our corps – no one does – no one ever did – it would be, you know – it would be a trick, Sir, and O'Flaherty's a gentleman; it could not be – (he was thinking of Miss Becky again – she was so fierce on the Gunpowder Plot, the rising of 1642, and Jesuits in general, and he went on a little flustered); but then, Sir, as I was saying, though the thing has its uses —'

      'I'd like to know where society'd be without it,' interposed Bligh, with a sneer.

      'Though it may have its uses, Sir; it's not a thing one can sit down and say is right – we can't!'

      'I've heard your sister, Miss Becky, speak strongly on that point, too,'said Bligh.

      'Ah! I dare say,' said the general, quite innocently, an coughing a little. This was a sore point

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