Боюсь, дорогой мой, что это неизлечимо! Анекдоты ко всемирному Дню больного. Сборник

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Врач сказал, что мне надо летом ездить на море, а зимой носить норковую шубку.

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      У мужика заболел локоть, посмотрел мужик – синяк приличных размеров. Вроде бы не падал нигде. Пошел у врачу, так, мол, и так, локоть болит, синяк, откуда – не знаю, не падал вроде… Ну, врач и говорит, сдайте мочу.

      Мужик так прифигел, про себя думает: «Синяк на локте, а ты – „мочу сдать“! Ну, погоди…»

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