• Honestly, I’d be surprised if you came back tomorrow.

      • Who the heck hired you?

      • You should probably just run this company already.

      • I have never been more comfortable reviewing anyone.

      • You are the only person who could do this job, and do it so well.

      • I expected nothing less from you, my star performer.

      • You always over-deliver, and this time is no different.

      • As always, another stellar performance review.

      • I had to work really hard to find something negative to say.

      • In general you did a good job, but there are a few areas that need improvement.