Taking the Bastile. Dumas Alexandre

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not? what is there to be afraid of?"

      The woman was as amazed at Ange's courage as at the breadth of his speculations. But brought up in the woods, Ange was not to be scared at what terrifies the town boy.

      So at midnight he set out, skirting the cemetery wall, for the innocent lad, never in his ideas offending anybody, had no more fear of the dead than of the living.

      The only person he dreaded was Lajeunesse. So he made a turn round his house and stopped to imitate the barking of a dog so naturally that the gamekeeper's basset "Snorer," deceived by the provocation, replied with a full throat and came to the door to sniff the air.

      Pitou ran on, chuckling, for if Snorer were home his master was surely asleep there, as the man and the dog were inseparable.

      In the snares two rabbits had been strangled, Pitou stuffed them into the pockets of a coat made too long for him and now too small.

      Greed kept the aunt awake, though she had lain down. She had reckoned on two brace of game.

      "Only a pair," said Pitou. "It is not my fault that I have not done better but these are the cunningest rabbits for miles round."

      Next day Pitou renewed his enterprises and had the luck to catch three rabbits. Two went to the tavern and one to Abbe Fortier, who recommended Aunt Angelique to the benevolent of the town.

      Thus things went on for three or four months, the woman enchanted and Ange thinking life endurable. Except for his mother's loss, matters were such as at Haramont: he passed his time in rural pleasures.

      But an unexpected circumstance broke the jar of illusion of the prude and stopped the nephew's trapping.

      A letter from Dr. Gilbert arrived from New York. He had not forgotten his little ward on landing, but asked Master Niquet if his instructions had been followed and if young Pitou were learning the means to make his own living.

      It was a pinch, for there was no denying that Ange was in first-rate health. He was tall and lank but so are hickory saplings, and nobody doubts their strength and elasticity.

      The aunt asked a week to put in her reply; it was miserable for both. Pitou asked no better career than he was leading, but it was quiet at the time; not only did the cold weather drive the birds away but the snow fell and as it would retain footprints, he dared not go into the woods to lay traps and snares.

      During the week the old maid's claws grew; she made the stripling so wretched that he was ready to take up any trade rather than be her butt any longer.

      Suddenly a sublime idea sprouted in her cruelly tormented brain, where peace reigned again.

      Father Fortier had two purses for poor students attached to his school, out of the bounty of the Duke of Orleans.

      Angelique resolved to beg him to enter Ange for one of them. This would cost the teacher nothing, and to say nothing of the game on which the woman had been nourishing the doctor for half a year, he owed something to the church-seat letter.

      Indeed, Ange was received without fee by the schoolmaster.

      The old girl was delighted for it was the school of the district where Dr. Gilbert's son was educated. He paid fifty livres and Ange got in for nothing, but nobody was to let Sebastian Gilbert or any others know that.

      Whether they guessed this or not, Ange was received by his school fellows with that sweet spirit of brotherhood born among children and perpetuated among "the grown ups," in other words with hooting and teasing. But when three or four of the budding tyrants made the acquaintance of Pitou's enormous fist and were trodden under his even more enormous foot, respect began to be diffused. He would have had a life a shade less worried than when under Angelique's wing; but Father Fortier in soliciting little children to come unto him, forgot to warn them that the hands he held out were armed with the Latin Rudiments and birch rods.

      Little did the aunt care whether the information was flogged or insinuated mentally into her nephew. She basked in the golden ray from dreamland that in three years Ange would pass the examination and be sent to college with the Orleans Purse.

      Then would he become a priest, when he would, of course, make his aunt his housekeeper.

      One day a rough awakening came to this delusion. Ange crawled into the house as if shod in lead.

      "What is the matter?" cried Aunt 'Gelique, who had never seen a more piteous mien. "Are you hungry?"

      "No," replied Pitou dolefully.

      The hearer was uneasy, for illness is a cause of alarm to good mothers and bad godmothers, as it forces expenses.

      "It is a great misfortune," Pitou blubbered: "Father Fortier sends me home from school – so no more studies, no examination, no purse, no college – "

      His sobs changed into howls while the woman stared at him to try to read in his soul the reason for this expulsion.

      "I suppose you have been playing truant again," she said. "I hear that you are always roaming round Farmer Billet's place to catch a sight of his daughter Catherine. Fie, fie! very pretty conduct in a future priest!"

      Ange shook his head.

      "You lie," shrieked the old maid, with her anger rising with the growing certainty that it was a serious scrape. "Last Sunday you were again seen rambling in Lovers-Walk with Kate Billet."

      It was she who fibbed but she was one who believed the end justified the means, and a whale-truth might be caught by throwing out a tub-lie.

      "Oh, no, they could not have seen me there," cried Ange; "for we were out by the Orange-gardens."

      "There, you wretch, you see you were with her."

      "But this is not a matter that Miss Billet is concerned in," ventured Ange, blushing like the overgrown boy of sixteen that he was.

      "Yes, call her 'Miss' to pretend you have any respect for her, the flirt, the jilt, the mincing minx! I will tell her father confessor how she is carrying on."

      "But I take my Bible oath that she is not a flirt."

      "You defend her, when you need all the excuses you can rake up for yourself. This is going on fine. What is the world coming to, when children of sixteen are walking arm in arm under the shade trees."

      "But, aunt, you are away out – Catherine will not let me 'arm' her – she keeps me off at arms-length."

      "You see how you break down your own denials. You are calling her Catherine, plain, now. Oh, why not Kate, or Kitty, or some such silly nickname which you use in your iniquitous familiarity? She drives you away to have you come nearer, they all do."

      "Do they? there, I never thought of that," exclaimed the swain, suddenly enlightened.

      "Ah, you will have something else to think of! And she," said the old prude, "I will manage all this. I will ask Father Fortier to lock you up on bread and water for a fortnight and have her put in a nunnery if she cannot moderate her fancy for you."

      She spoke so emphatically that Pitou was frightened.

      "You are altogether wrong, my good aunt," pleaded he, clasping his hands: "Miss Catherine has nothing to do with my misfortune."

      "Impurity is the mother of all the vices," returned Angelique sententiously.

      "But Impurity has nothing to do with my being turned out of school," objected the youth: "the teacher put me out because I made too many barbarisms and solecisms which prevent me of having any chance to win that purse."

      "What will become of you, then?"

      "Blest if I know," wailed Pitou, who had never looked upon priesthood, with Aunt 'Gelique as housekeeper as Paradise on earth. "Let come what Providence pleases," he sighed, lamentably raising his eyes.

      "Providence, do you call it? I see you have got hold of these newfangled ideas about philosophy."

      "That cannot be, aunt, for I cannot go into Philosophy till I have passed Rhetoric, and I am only in the third course."

      "Joke away," sneered the old maid to whom the school-jargon was Greek. "I speak of the philosophy of these philosophers,


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