Ruby Chef. Prose in English. Natalia Patratskaya
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have robbed! – exclaimed joyfully companion.
“Why should I cut through the country’s iron ring to the east, if they already know this story there?”
– Listen, since you are a sucker, go with me to the site of the fall of the Tunguska meteorite or to the landing site of an interstellar ship, which has melted down and turned into a material incomprehensible to earthmen. That is, the interstellar spacecraft self-destructed.
– If the ship is melted, what will we look for there?
– Mail! The most real mail of an alien civilization.
– A letter in a paper envelope?
– Humor is appropriate. You and I need to become psychics, tune in and go look in the direction where our sixth sense will point us.
– To walk on windbreaks, on snags, among mosquitoes?
– Listen, mosquitoes have not seen your fiasco in the store. Could you agree with that?
“Sure,” Alex answered seriously.
Rimma entered the compartment while the train was moving.
– Good afternoon, lovers of exotic! My name is Rimma. I arrived by helicopter, which landed me on the roof of your car, and through a special hatch I descended into the car.
“My name is Alex,” the young man smiled incredulously.
“Ah, I know you,” said Rimma with a smile.
He said nothing.
The fellow traveler introduced himself:
– Sidor Sidorovich Fen! Everyone knows me because of addiction…
– No need to continue, I read your version of the Tunguska meteorite in a magazine.
– And where are your wings now, Rimma, on which you flew to us? – seriously asked Alex.
“They lie in a suitcase,” she answered seriously.
– Rimma, we want to offer you a tour in search of the mail or black box of the Tungus interstellar ship.
“So you say it was a ship, not a meteorite?” – asked Rimma very interested.
– Rock Paper Scissors. We need the black box of the interstellar spacecraft, “said Sidor Sidorovich without emotion and thought that Rimma was a young and very nice girl.
– And in the box waiting for us information? – interested asked Rimma. – Oh, and the space pilots ejected from the ship?
– Baby, you’re a miracle! – exclaimed Sidor Sidorovich, pulling out of his pocket amber rosary. – Can you fly?
– Yes, I attach the wings and fly.
– Our person! Where are you going?
– I have a holiday. I’m going there – I do not know where, look at that – I do not know what.
– Great answer. Wait, did you win the next worldwide psychics contest?
– I.
– Rimma, look at the pictures of the place of the fall of unknown.
– This is the place of the fall of the Tunguska…
– Do not hurry! Think, baby! Think! Are those creatures alive in this ship alive?
“There were seven crew members,” Rimma said seriously. – Two were caked in the ship upon landing, five ejected from a height of twenty kilometers. They are carried by the wind. We need to know where the wind blew that day.
“They were carried twenty kilometers away from the place of the fall,” repeated Alex.
“The word coconut flashed through my head,” Rimma said.
“Well, they landed in a ball that opens up in two halves,” Alex finished.
Rima once again looked at the snapshot of the fall of the alien body.
“They have multiplied,” Rimma said. – Similarly, there are now at least a hundred of them on Earth. They have some unknown functions to people.
– Hooray! – Alex cried. “I found where the aliens came from in my department!”
Rimma was puzzled by completely different problems: a message came about the transformation of alien aliens. Among those who figured this out was Alex! Sidor Sidorovich did not cause doubts, this specialist was always close to the most unreal truth. He was believed by representatives of the company “Mystical circumstances”, he was followed and made unhurried conclusions. So she was next to them.
Meanwhile, the travelers left the train, took a helicopter, and flew away from the fall of the space object. Twenty kilometers from the crater with the whirlwinds of lying trees, they descended into a tiny clearing thanks to a cool helicopter pilot. They had to find a capsule: if the aliens are not circus performers and did not sit in it in three deaths, then the shell should be of decent size. Even if they had increased flexibility, the size of the capsule could have been very small inside, but large outside to protect aliens during the passage of atmospheric layers.
The travelers were lucky; they met a hunter and asked him about a big shell. Surprisingly, the hunter did not laugh, but said that he knows the bear’s den, which is used by many generations of bears and to which people are not allowed. The den has a coconut shell form inside. A group of four came close to the unique den and heard the awesome roar of bears. The bears drove the travelers from the museum exhibit so that they forgot to think about the Tungus area.
Rimma knew that the great masses of the population would not get such messages, people would not notice them, and they would do it right, and no one set such tasks. But to invent mystical circumstances is her direct official duties.
There are three spheres of life: water, earth, space. Cosmos made itself felt through Sidor Sidorovich, but she knew that it was necessary to work on the opposite, which means that human views should be lowered to the bottom! So what?
Similarly, a certain businessman decided to play Captain Nemo! He bought himself not a yacht, but a submarine. The submarine of a businessman was different from a military submarine, like a palace from a barrack. You can surprise a businessman in the underwater world, but he is greedy and can not let the surface out. And this is not a thought.
Think! Take a couple of Tungus aliens, put them in a light submarine or deep-seated trigger vehicle, veil it under a space floating object, make the image of alien inhabitants go pulses on a businessman’s submarine. His receivers will catch these intrusive images. The shock is secured, and from the secured client the corporation will receive its share of payments. But Rimma did not start wide-scale implementation in the life of her regular nonsense.
The newly minted friends went in the direction of the village of Sidor, where he had his own mansion, in which he allocated guest rooms for Alex and Rimma. Sidor Sidorovich himself went to rest, and the young people drove around the village in a golden car, which he gave them.
“The distant future, like the distant past, has five differences, naturally when compared with the present,” Rimma said, considering the yoke lying next to a person or the likeness of a person.
“And what will you say about this human-like creature?” – Alex asked with tension in his voice.
They bent over a man lying as if he was repeating the line of the rocker. Nearby were two empty buckets. Alex, dressed in a silver jumpsuit, tried to swing the man lying: apparently, he was still alive, but completely insane. Rimma was in a golden jumpsuit
– Rimma, the man drank two buckets of water, and therefore so difficult to lift?
“Alex, he drank heavy water,” the girl replied mockingly, “most likely, the man was hit with a rocker on