Inspector Alleyn 3-Book Collection 10: Last Ditch, Black As He’s Painted, Grave Mistake. Ngaio Marsh
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his brother. ‘Twins and all?’
‘So amusing. I mean,’ he told Troy, ‘the corps diplomatique or at least those of us who’ve had the honour to represent Her Majesty’s Government in “furrin parts”,’ said Sir George, again becoming playful. ‘Here we all are!’ Why, we don’t quite know!’ he gaily concluded.
‘To raise the general tone, I expect,’ said Alleyn gravely. ‘Look, Troy, there’s Sam Whipplestone. Shall we have a word with him?’
‘Do let’s.’
‘See you later, perhaps, George.’
‘I understand there’s to be some sort of fête champêtre.’
‘That’s right. Mind you don’t fall in the pond.’
Troy said when they were at a safe remove, ‘If I were George I’d thump you.’
Mr Whipplestone was standing near the dais in front of the Ng’ombwanan display of arms. His faded hair was beautifully groomed and his rather withdrawn face wore a gently attentive air. His eyeglass was at the alert. When he caught sight of the Alleyns he smiled delightedly, made a little bow, and edged towards them.
‘What a very grand party,’ he said.
‘Disproportionate, would you say?’ Alleyn hinted.
‘Well, coming it rather strong, perhaps. I keep thinking of Martin Chuzzlewit.’
‘“Todgers were going it”?’
‘Yes.’ Mr Whipplestone looked very directly at Alleyn. ‘All going well in your part of the picture?’ he asked.
‘Not mine, you know.’
‘But you’ve been consulted.’
‘Oh,’ said Alleyn, ‘that! Vaguely. Quite unofficial. I was invited to view. Brother Gibson’s laid on a maximum job.’
‘Good.’
‘By the way, did you know your man was on the strength tonight? Chubb?’
‘Oh, yes. He and Mrs Chubb have been on the caterer’s supplementary list for many years, he tells me. They’re often called upon.’
‘Yes.’
‘Another of our coincidences, did you think?’
‘Well – hardly that, perhaps.’
‘How’s Lucy Lockett?’ Troy asked.
Mr Whipplestone made the little grimace that allowed his glass to dangle. ‘Behaving herself with decorum,’ he said primly.
‘No more thieving stories?’
‘Thank God, no,’ he said with some fervour. ‘You must meet her, both of you,’ he added, ‘and try Mrs Chubb’s cooking. Do say you will.’
‘We’d like that very much,’ said Troy warmly.
‘I’ll telephone tomorrow and we’ll arrange a time.’
‘By the way,’ Alleyn said, ‘talking of Lucy Lockett reminds me of your Mr Sheridan. Have you any idea what he does?’
‘Something in the City, I think. Why?’
‘It’s just that the link with the Sanskrit couple gives him a certain interest. There’s no connection with Ng’ombwana?’
‘Not that I know.’
‘He’s not here tonight,’ Alleyn said.
One of the ADCs was making his way through the thickening crowd. Alleyn recognized him as his escort in Ng’ombwana. He saw Alleyn and came straight to him, all eyes and teeth.
‘Mr Alleyn, His Excellency the Ambassador wishes me to say that the President will be very pleased if you and Mrs Alleyn will join the official party for the entertainment in the garden. I will escort you when the time comes. Perhaps we could meet here.’
‘That’s very kind,’ Alleyn said. ‘We shall be honoured.’
‘Dear me,’ said Mr Whipplestone when the ADC had gone, ‘Todgers are going it an’ no mistake.’
‘It’s The Boomer at it again. I wish he wouldn’t.’
Troy said: ‘What do you suppose he meant when he said he had a favour to ask?’
‘He said it to you, darling. Not me.’
‘I’ve got one I’d like to ask him, all right.’
‘No prize offered for guessing the answer. She wants,’ Alleyn explained to Mr Whipplestone, ‘to paint him.’
‘Surely,’ he rejoined with his little bow, ‘that wish has only to be made known – Good God!’
He had broken off to stare at the entrance into the saloon where the last arrivals were coming in. Among them, larger, taller, immeasurably more conspicuous than anyone else in their neighbourhood, were Mr Whipplestone’s bugbears: the Sanskrits, brother and sister.
They were, by and large, appropriately attired. That is to say, they wore full evening dress. The man’s shirt, to Mr Whipplestone’s utterly conventional taste, was unspeakable, being heavily frilled and lacy, with a sequin or two winking in its depths. He wore many rings on his dimpled fingers. His fair hair was cut in a fringe and concealed his ears. He was skilfully but unmistakably en maquillage, as Mr Whipplestone shudderingly put it to himself. The sister, vast in green, fringed satin, also wore her hair, which was purple, in a fringe and side-pieces. These in effect squared her enormous face. They moved slowly like two huge vessels, shoved from behind by tugs.
‘I thought you’d be surprised,’ Alleyn said. He bent his head and shoulders, being so tall, in order that he and Mr Whipplestone could converse without shouting. The conglomerate roar of voices now almost drowned the orchestra which, pursuing its course through the century, had now reached the heyday of Cochran’s Revues.
‘You knew they were invited?’ Mr Whipplestone said, referring to the Sanskrits. ‘Well, really!’
‘Not very delicious, I agree. By the way, somewhere here there’s another brace of birds from your Capricorn preserves.’
‘Not –’
‘The Montforts.’
‘That is less upsetting.’
‘The Colonel had a big hand, it appears, in setting up their army.’
Mr Whipplestone looked steadily at him. ‘Are you talking about Cockburn-Montfort?’ he said at last.
‘That’s right.’
‘Then why the devil couldn’t his wife say so,’ he crossly exclaimed. ‘Silly creature! Why leave out the Cockburn? Too tiresome. Yes, well, naturally, he’d be asked. I never met him. He hadn’t appeared on the scene in my early days and he’d gone when I returned.’ He thought for a moment. ‘Sadly run to seed,’ he said. ‘And his wife, too, I’m afraid.’
‘The bottle?’
‘I should imagine, the bottle. I did tell you, didn’t I, that they were in Sheridan’s basement, that evening when I called? And that she dodged down?’
‘You did, indeed.’
‘And that she had – um –?’
‘Accosted you in the pet-shop? Yes.’
‘Quite so.’
‘Well, I dare say she’ll have another fling if she spots you tonight. You might introduce us, if she does.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, really.’
After about ten minutes, Mr Whipplestone said that there the