Putting on a Good Face
Add-Ons
Dick Whipping
Hummers
Tinglers
Last Word
A Note on Swallowing
Afterword
7 Play Ball
Basic Balldom
Trophy Winners
Altered States
Play Ball Techniques
Constant Comment
8 A Quick Course on Condoms
Why
Who
When
What
Where
How
9 Interchange on Intercourse
Track and Field
Sprints
Relays
Marathons
Climate Control
Position Transition
The Flying Wallenda Position
Hovering Butterflies
T for Two
X Marks the Spot
Prized Thighs
Please Remain Seated While Aircraft Is in Motion
“A Back Door Guest Is Always Best”
Love Taps
How to Talk Dirty, If You Must
10 “Do Not Enter” Alternatives
Soap Operas
Princeton Belly Rub
Back Sliders
The Pearl Necklace
M&Ms
Combo Platters
Wait Here
Call Me
Cybersex
11 Go for the Gold Ring!
Good Vibrations
Ring Around The Rosy
Bottoms Up!
Clip Tips
Better Living Through Television
12 Hold the Action
Grace Under Pressure
Maybe, Maybe Not
Read My Lips
Dance With A Stranger
Exit Stage Left
Coping With Frustration
Speed Shooting
Drunk Dick
Drug Dick
Pig Dick
Schizo Dick
Dead Dick
13 How to Get What You Want (Besides a Great Reputation)
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