Fear No Evil. Debbie Johnson
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already turned out the lights and switched the telly and the fire off, and was pretending not to be in. So, definitely maybe.’
‘Isn’t that an Oasis album?’
‘Aren’t you a fucking priest, not a connoisseur of the Britpop era?’
‘I’m not a priest any more,’ he said, calmly, like he was talking to a five-year-old, ‘and anyway, priests can like music, too. They’re not deaf. On rare occasions you might even find one that likes Formula One, or watches Benny Hill.’
‘Not you, though, I bet.’
‘No. Not me. I have no life, and sleep in a coffin when I’m not out ghost-hunting.’
No life, maybe, but definitely a sense of humour. The banter was calming me down. I suspected that’s why he did it.
‘So what else have you learned, about Hart House, and about Geneva Connelly?’
‘Hart House is owned by a company called Stag Industries, which is registered to a London address. Either that’s something to do with the Institute, or they lease the building. Geneva Connelly fell down the stairs, after claiming to her cousin that she’d been stalked by a ghost. And I don’t expect Geneva Connelly was the type to spook easily, as she was raised in one of the most hellish families in Liverpool. In fact, if she’s anything like her grandpa, the ghost would have apologised for existing and pissed off back to the underworld.’
I was trying to stay cynical. It made me feel better. Stan delivered the whiskey, and I saw him register the missing dog collar. I knew the way his brain worked – he’d now assume I was shagging Dan, and would spread the word with the regulars later that night. Oh well. They’d all be glad I was getting some. Franny Diamond, the Neil Diamond impersonator who sang there every Friday, told me the week before I was a ‘grouchy cow who needed a good seeing to’. All because I’d booed his ‘Sweet Caroline’.
‘We need help with this. We need to know more about Hart House. I can make some calls. What about you?’ Dan said.
‘I can make calls too,’ I replied, ‘and maybe your people can talk to my people.’
And maybe if they did that, I could carve out some time to do some talking of my own – I wanted to track down Sophie, Joy’s BFF. She’d been mentioned in the diary, and Mr and Mrs Middlemas had suggested her as a good source as well.
After my meltdown in Hart House, I had more of a sense of urgency about this case. It had gone from weird and intriguing to scary and threatening. I wanted to solve this one quickly – and get back to the normality of my usual, non-terrifying life. Time to phone a friend. I was thinking of two people in particular: Adam Stone, the world’s fittest librarian (although there’s admittedly not much competition in the world of the professional book lender), and Tish Landry, girl reporter. She’s like Lois Lane with acrylic nails. We’d known each other since the fourth year at school, when Tish got kicked out of Madame Snot’s Academy for Scouse Princesses and ended up at my local school.
I also needed to speak to D.I Jones, get hold of any case notes on Geneva Connelly, and make contact with Wigwam. Not to mention file two reports on cases I’d closed the week before, and send out a batch of invoices. Ideally all within the next hour. I felt a headache coming on, and badly wanted another whiskey. I resisted the urge. I was already too tiddly to drive – but I could at least still walk. A few more and Father Dan would be carrying me home.
‘Where are you staying?’ I asked, as the thought suddenly occurred to me. I didn’t really want him in my place if I could avoid it. I like my own space, and hate the idea of somebody hearing me pee in the morning. Tasty morsel he might be, but I’d lived alone since I was 19 – and I am a creature of habit.
‘With a friend,’ he said, ‘don’t worry.’
‘I wasn’t worried,’ I lied, ‘and who’s the friend?’
‘Are you always this nosy?’
‘Yes – are you always this evasive?’
He gave me a slow, lazy, dimple-popping grin, and I felt a little sizzle between us. First time I’d had so much as a measly spark for months. I might go up in flames like one of those Australian bush fires if I wasn’t careful.
‘I’m staying with Father Kerrigan in Everton,’ he said, ‘we go back a long way. He has the entire Clash back catalogue, if you’re interested.’
A punk priest. Who knew?
‘And does Father Kerrigan know you’re… a…’
‘Barking mad, demon-obsessed lunatic?’ he finished for me.
‘Well, yes, that’s a good way of putting it. Does he?’
‘He does. And he sympathises. He’s also seen some strange things in his time.’
I bet he had, I thought, living in Everton.
‘Do you fancy another drink? Somewhere else?’ I said, standing up and trying not to wobble. First the shakes, then the wobbles. I was turning into a human jelly.
He frowned slightly and glanced at his watch.
‘All in the name of detective work,’ I added, in what I hoped was a reassuringly professional tone.
Ten minutes later we were standing in a back alley, looking at the closed-up doors of the You Craic Me Up. It’s an Irish comedy club, in case you hadn’t guessed. All their jokes start with ‘Have you heard the one about the English man, the Scots man and the Welsh man?’
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