I Saw Three Ships. Bill Richardson

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Nicola Harwood, let’s take this jolly Santa and stick him on the tip-tip-tippy top,” said Philip, who did not live in the Santa Maria. Why was he at the party? Why was he butting in? What did Bonnie think she was doing? No one else had invited a friend along. Why had he brought that fizzy wine, why did he insist on talking like Bette Davis?

      “Good idea, Davie Denman,” said Bonnie, who clambered on a chair to reach the highest branch. This was foolish, everyone knew it was dangerous, how accidents happen; also, it afforded anyone who cared to look an even closer glimpse of her lady parts.

      “Santa Baby,” sang Philip.

      As Eartha Kitt impersonations went, it wasn’t bad, as even Brigitte had to admit.

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      Rosellen needed a restorative cup of Murchie’s Christmas Blend before hauling out the stepladder and crowning the tree with the new recruit, who was Black, who held to her lips a herald trumpet. Brigitte would look askance, but Rosellen thought she was snazzy. She boiled the kettle, lifted the lid of the Brown Betty. Slack-jaw wonder. There she was, the AWOL object of so much fretful concern, the pale-faced original, beaming beatifically, halo, feathers, tiny harp intact, if ever so slightly moistened. How? Rosellen had used the teapot the day prior. It was innocent of angel. Who? When? Why on earth – then she whiffed, for the first of many times, the mélange of what she came to know as “Eau de J.C.” What she eventually identified as the formula of Armani + Gauloises + Poppers. The La-Z-Boy squeaked, rocked gently, as if someone had risen from its embrace. As if the seat might still be warm. She checked. It was not. She thought, How strange. She thought no more about it.

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      “Keep an eye on my place,” Brigitte would say, whenever Rosellen dropped by. “I want it to look just like I left it, not a spoon out of place, when I come back.”

      Which she never did. Rosellen watched her weaken, watched the waning of her will. She was gone before Victoria Day. Suite for rent.

      Summer passed. Days dwindled. Rosellen grew accustomed to, if not fond of, the La-Z-Boy. Her poster – for which Letraset and photocopied clip art from the public library had been employed – was blameless.

      “Where’s Philip?” she inquired of Bonnie at the Second Annual Holiday Decorating Party, December 8, 1985.

      “With Gary.”

      “Gary?”

      “His new boyfriend.”

      The one person who would truly have cared was no longer there to raise a fuss; still, it was maddening for Rosellen that Brigitte’s angel was, once again, not where she’d been so carefully placed. It was maddening that, once again, she resisted all efforts at discovery until, on Christmas Eve afternoon, she turned up in the breadbox. The mysterious waft. The creak of decompressed springs. The La-ZBoy in motion.

      “Jean-Christophe?”

      Fragrant zephyr.

      “J.C.?”

      Tropical billow, damp and warm.

      “Ah.”

      It took several Christmases for the game to develop rules, for Rosellen to intuit the “You’re getting warm / You’re getting cold” olfactory protocol of Hunt the Angel. One year in the crisper, one year in a box of Cheerios, one year wrapped in a fitted sheet among her linens. In 1993, the range of search expanded beyond the apartment, into the Santa Maria’s common areas. In the storage room, or tucked behind the framed forest-scene prints in the lobby, or in one of the long-dormant cubbies outside each apartment where bottles were left in the days of milk delivery: there were many places an enterprising spirit could conceal an angel. In 2006, for whatever reason, J.C. failed to manifest. Rosellen’s relief when he renewed their covenant a year later was deep and abiding.

      “Where the hell were you, Puerto Vallarta?” she asked. From the bathroom she heard the toilet heave, belch.

      “Do you know how he did it?” Bonnie asked.

      “No.”

      She’d called by to inquire if Rosellen could look in on her place while she travelled. She’d be gone for two weeks, out-of-town assignment, good money.

      “Will I have to watch the Vidal Show?”

      “I think he’s in Greece. On the Island of Hiatus.”

      “So much the better.”

      Bonnie looked around the room, appraising.

      “This place was furnished when you moved in, right?”

      “It was.”

      “Was that recliner here?”

      Philip was planning to open a second-hand store over in Gastown. Bonnie was on the lookout for stock. She had an eye for all things vintage; every so often one of the scandalous micro-skirts still made an appearance. Brigitte would part the veil, would whisper in Rosellen’s ear, “Mutton dressed as lamb.” Rosellen was amused to discern how, in her gathering old age, she didn’t disagree.

      “It’s always been here. It was Jean-Christophe’s,” Rosellen said, then felt


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