CHAPTER II

      PUNCTUALLY at half-past six the little plated alarm clock exploded, and Weir Menzies kicked off the blankets. Punctually at seven o’clock he had breakfast. Punctually at half-past seven he delved and weeded in the square patch of ground that was the envy and despair of Magersfontein Road, Tooting. Punctually at twenty past eight he left his semi-detached house, and boarded a car for Westminster Bridge.

      There were occasions when the routine was upset, but it will be observed that, on the whole, Weir Menzies was a creature of habit. He had all that respect for order and method that has made Upper Tooting what it is. From the heavy, gold watch-chain that spanned his ample waist to his rubicund face and heavy, black moustache he wore Tooting respectability all over him. It was a cause of poignant regret to him that circumstances prevented him from taking any part in the local government of the borough. Nevertheless, he belonged to the local Constitutional Club, and was the highly esteemed people’s warden at the church of All Saints. The acute observer, knowing all this, might have judged him as a deserving, wholesale ironmonger.

      And the acute observer would have been wrong.

      Punctually at half-past nine Weir Menzies would pass up a flight of narrow, stone stairs at the back of New Scotland Yard into the chief-inspector’s room of the Criminal Investigation Department. From his buttonhole he would take the choice blossom—gathered that day at Magersfontein Road, Tooting—place it carefully in a freshly-filled vase, exchange his well-brushed morning-coat for a jacket of alpaca, place paper protectors on his cuffs, and settle down on his high stool—he preferred a high stool—to half an hour’s correspondence.

      Mr Weir Menzies, churchwarden of Upper Tooting, was, in fact, Chief Detective-Inspector Menzies of the Criminal Investigation Department, New Scotland Yard. Not that he made any secret of it. There was no reason why he should. It is only on rare occasions that a detective needs to conceal his profession.

      Although the residents of Magersfontein Road, Upper Tooting, knew that Mr Weir Menzies, of Magersfontein Road, Upper Tooting, was an admirable churchwarden, they had to take his reputation as a detective on trust. And, being constant subscribers to circulating libraries, they knew him as an innocent fraud. A man something over forty, with an increasing waist-line and a ruddy face, was obviously against the rules of all the established authorities. It was only understandable because he was at Scotland Yard. Everyone knows that official detectives are heavy, dull, unimaginative fellows, always out of their depths, and continually receiving the good-natured assistance of amateurs, by whom they are held in tolerant contempt.

      Magersfontein Road, Upper Tooting, would have smiled broadly had anyone remarked that Chief Detective-Inspector Menzies held an international reputation; that he was held one of the subtlest brains in the service; that he was a man who had time and again shown reckless courage and audacity in bringing off a coup; that he, in short, had individuality and a perfect knowledge of every resource at his disposal in carrying out any purpose to which he was assigned.

      He looked a commonplace business man; he was a commonplace business man with many of the traits of his class. He hated the unexpected, and protested that he loathed with a fierce abomination those cases in which he was engaged that meant a departure from the ordinary routine. But yet in those cases when they arose, there was no man more capable of dealing with their subtle intricacies than he. He had the faculty of adjusting himself to an emergency, of ruthlessly destroying superfluous red-tape that, in twenty-three years, had carried him to within one rung of the top of the ladder.

      It was shortly before midnight. He had returned from a remote suburb, where, with a corps of assistants, he had made a neat, entirely successful raid upon certain pickpockets who had been too well acquainted with the resident detectives to give them any chance. It had been a triumph of organisation and vigilance, and Menzies had gone back to headquarters to arrange that the histories of the birds he had caged should be ready before the police-court proceedings in the morning. He was struggling into his overcoat, when he was summoned to the telephone. He picked up the receiver irritably.

      ‘Hallo!’ he said.

      A musical buzz answered him, and Menzies allowed himself an expression that should be foreign to a churchwarden. Then, far away and faint, he caught a voice.

      ‘That Mr Menzies?’

      ‘Yes,’ he answered impatiently. ‘Speak up! Who is it? What do you want?’

      A prolonged buzz reached him. He was conscious of someone speaking, but only intermittently could he hear what was said.

      ‘Pretty done up—buz-z—come at once—buz-z—at thirtyfour—buz-z—Gardens, Kensington—buz-z.’

      ‘Number, please?’ said a new and distinct voice.

      ‘Blast!’ said Menzies simply, and put down the telephone.

      This addiction to forcible language on occasions of annoyance was a constant regret to him in his more reflective moments.

      Jimmy Hallett’s first impression on awakening had been that someone was swinging a sledge-hammer irregularly on to his temple. He lay still for a little, wondering why it should be. By-and-by he sat up, and tried to piece together the events of the evening. His head ached intolerably, and he found consecutive thought painful.

      It was totally dark, and he could make out nothing of where he was. Then the whole thing flashed across his mind, and he staggered rather uncertainly to his feet, and, steadying himself against the wall, struck a match.

      The feeble flicker showed him a blue-papered apartment, furnished as a dining-room. He had been lying just within the room, and now he tried the door. It refused to answer to his tug, and he realised how weak he was as he all but toppled backwards. The match went out, and he struck another.

      Then it was that he noticed an electric-switch, and pulled it over. A blaze of light flooded the room, and he tottered to one of the Jacobean armchairs at the head of the table. The sledge-hammer was still swinging at his temples, and things swayed dizzily to and fro before his eyes. He made a resolute effort to pull himself together. His eyes roved over the room, and he noticed a pedestal telephone on a small table in the corner furthest from him.

      ‘What was the name of the chap Pinkerton gave me an introduction to?’ he muttered.

      And drawing a bundle of papers from his breast-pocket, he sorted them till the envelope he needed lay at the top.

      CHIEF DETECTIVE-INSPECTOR WEIR MENZIES,

      New Scotland Yard, S.W.

      Cautiously the man began to move across the hearthrug towards the telephone. Four shambling steps he took, and then something that had been hidden by the table tripped him, and he sprawled