Good Husband Material. Trisha Ashley
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can help stopping off at pubs on the way home, though!’
‘I need to unwind after a hard day at work. And if there was something more appetising than vegetable curry waiting for me when I got back, it might give me a bit more incentive to rush home.’
‘There’s nothing wrong with vegetable curry! And how do you expect me to cook anything Cordon Bleu when it’s got to be kept hot for hours on end waiting for you to get back? I— Where are you going?’
‘Out for another pasty!’ he said, and slammed off before I could even mention the fresh fruit salad.
I’d gone to bed (with a headache) before he returned, and when I came down next morning discovered that he’d been brewing beer in the kitchen from a kit he’d bought from the supermarket months ago. From the look of it, he’d been drunk when he got the idea.
The top of the cooker was covered in sticky brown goo, with about a pound of coagulated sugar heaped and drifted all over it. In the sink were two of my best, expensive, cast-iron enamelled casseroles in which the goo had hardened to a tight, brown skin, and coiled around them was the run-out hose of the washing machine, also sticky and revolting.
The place smelled like a brewery and the floor stuck to my slippers.
Why doesn’t he ever clear up after himself? And when I complained about the mess he went all hurt, and said he thought I’d be pleased that he was making home brew since I didn’t like him going out to drink beer.
‘When you used to make beer before, it didn’t stop you going out drinking as well!’ I said without thinking, and he slammed off to work in a rage, and without kissing me. (And God knows, it’s our only physical contact these days!)
It took me ages to clean everything up, and I’d only just finished and was sitting down with a cup of coffee before finally going upstairs to get on with my writing, when Bess decided to empty her entire stomach contents in the middle of the clean kitchen floor.
Mornings never used to be like this.
Later, the inevitable flowers arrived, but this time a spring arrangement of daffodils in a basket, which was actually quite nice.
It probably smelled good too, except that the mingled scents of burned malt and dog vomit had permanently invaded my nostrils.
Fergal: April,1999
‘IN THIS ISSUE: an exclusive pin-up of the man you all voted for –
as you’ve never seen him before!’
Trendsetter magazine
I’ve never seen me like that before, either. Where did they dig that one up from? I don’t have any hang-ups about nudity, but still!
Maybe it’s an old picture from my early days with Goneril? I can’t honestly say I remember everything I did during that first tour. Or maybe it’s some clever computer mock-up?
And that bear rug’s a definite cliché. I’m not surprised it’s wearing an anguished expression.
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