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IF YOU GOT A

      COUPLE MILLION TO

      SPARE. I HEAR THE

      SAUDIS BOUGHT

      A DOZEN.

      I READ

      THAT JAY LENO’S

      GOT ONE.

      YEAH, AND

      THE NEW TESLA

      REALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE.

      THAT’S NOT THE POINT.

      POINT IS, THEY SHOULDN’T

      BE ALLOWED TO FLY THEM

      IN THE CITY. IF ONE OF

      THEM CRASHES...

      THEY DON’T

      CRASH.

      SAYS WHO?

      THE MUNCHKINS?

      I MEAN, WHAT THE

      HELL DO YOU EXPECT

      THEM TO SAY?

      ACTUALLY,

      THEY’RE DESIGNED

      NOT TO CRASH. EVEN

      IF YOU TRY TO SMASH INTO SOMETHING, THE SKIMMER WON’T LET YOU.

      NOW, IF

      YOU’LL EXCUSE

      ME, THIS IS

      MY STOP.

      FIGURES.

      SON

      OF A...

       HEY!

      STOP!

      POLICE!

      COPS! EVERYBODY SPLIT!

      EARTHBLOODS!

      GRAB AS MANY

      AS YOU CAN!

      PUT

      DOWN THE

      BAT, SON.

      HAHA

      HAHAHA

      HAHA!

      I SAID

      DROP IT,

      YOU LITTLE

      SHIT!

      DROP

      THE GUN,

      ASSHOLE!

       NOW!

      OKAY,

      AGAINST THE

      WALL. SPREAD

      ’EM!

      I’M A

      COP, FOR

      CHRISSAKE!

      UH-HUH.

      SURE YOU ARE.

      LET’S SEE

      A BADGE

      THEN

      I...

      I SEEM

      TO HAVE

      LOST IT.

      RIGHT.

      HAPPENS TO

      ME ALL THE TIME. NOW GET MOVING!

      WAIT! IT’S

      GOT TO BE

      AROUND HERE

      SOMEPLACE–

      YOU HAVE

      THE RIGHT

      TO REMAIN SILENT.

      YOU HAVE THE RIGHT

      TO AN ATTORNEY. IF

      YOU CAN’T AFFORD

      ONE, ONE WILL BE

      APPOINTED FOR

      YOU–

      LISTEN TO

      ME, OFFICER...

      OFFICER...WHAT’S

      YOUR NAME?

      OFFICER

      LISA RUTLEDGE.

      ANYTHING YOU SAY

      CAN AND WILL BE USED

      AGAINST YOU...

      ESPECIALLY THAT CRAP

      ABOUT BEING A COP!

      IN YOU GO.

      YOU

      ALL RIGHT,

      MA’AM?

      WHAT

      DID SHE

      SAY?

       AYSACH LEESAY NOAHASOMU WAILAANIS. CHAIT SLEEVA CHAI!

      HOW THE

      HELL DO I KNOW?

      I DON’T SPEAK

      MUNCHKIN.

      I DON’T

      BELIEVE THIS!

      LIFE’S A

      BITCH, MAN.

      ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU

      GET YOUR ASS HANDED

      TO YOU BY A BUNCH

      OF UMPA

      LUMPA-LOVIN’

      COPS!

      THIS IS

      NOT HAPPENING ON MY FIRST DAY.

      LISTEN, IF YOU

      COULD JUST LET

      ME SPEAK TO THE

      CAPTAIN...

      I WANT

      A SHYSTER,

      MAN! I GOT

      RIGHTS!

      ...CAN I

      GET YOUR FULL

      NAME FOR OUR

      REPORT?

      JANE

      MANISCALCO,

      DEAR.

      GET

      YOUR HANDS

      OFF!

      THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

      HOW DO

      YOU SPELL THAT,

      MA’AM?

      MANISCALCO.

      JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS,

      OFFICER PARK. IT’S

      NOT JUST THE

      MONEY.

      ALL MY CREDIT

      CARDS WERE IN

      THERE. AND THE PICTURES

      OF MY GRANDKIDS...

      AND MY DRIVER’S

      LICENSE.

      WE’LL DO

      OUR BEST TO GET

      THEM BACK FOR YOU,

      MRS. MANISCALCO.

      CAN YOU DESCRIBE

      THE PURSE?

      YOU WERE

      THERE, OFFICER

      MORELLO.

      BROWN.

      IT WAS

      BROWN.

      OR DID

      I TAKE THE

      BLACK ONE

      TODAY?

      YOU AND PARK

      HAD HIM, AND YOU

      LET

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