Second Chance Romance. Jill Weatherholt
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six o’clock, I’ve got three vodka tonics in my bloodstream, and I’m in love.
Okay, that’s probably not it. It’s probably just culture shock. I haven’t been home to California in three years. Obviously, the ocean air is salt-rotting my brain. That’s why I feel so reckless and giddy, like a thirteen-year-old at a slumber party.
“Where are we going?” I ask as Clay leads me out of the Owl Club and into the startling sunlight.
“We’ve got to get Medea someplace cat-friendly,” he says.
“You’re right,” I say. “Let’s strap her back onto your bike.” I giggle at my stupid joke.
Clay steers me gently east and picks up the pace. “My friend Nick lives right around the corner,” he says. “She’ll like him. He’s a spaz around people, but he’s a genius with cats.”
“What sort of spaz?”
“He’s got a mild case of Tourette’s.”
“No,” I say. “Seriously?”
“Mostly around customers. Unfortunately, he works for me at the record store. One time he called this sweet little old lady a ‘rug-eater cunt.’ You should have seen her face.”
“Oh, my God,” I say, laughing. “Isn’t that a little hard on sales?”
“Yeah, well, she wasn’t a return customer.”
As we walk the two blocks to Nick’s, my eyes keep straying to the half-moon scar near Clay’s ear. I can’t stop thinking about kissing it.
“Everything okay?” he asks, shooting me a sideways glance.
“Mmm-hmm. Why do you ask?”
“I think you might be getting that gleam in your eye again.”
I laugh. “Different gleam. You’ll have to learn the difference.”
“Right. Well, here we are,” he says, striding through a little wire gate and up the steps of a run-down house. The tilting porch is covered in thick strands of ivy and nasturtiums. “Chez Nick.” He pushes open the front door and hollers, “Nick! I brought you some kitten for dinner.”
A short guy with a receding hairline and a too-tight Ramones T-shirt appears in the living room doorway. “No need to yell.” He’s eating a doughnut, and when he sees me a big blob of jelly slips out of it and lands on the R.
“Fucking-shit-whore,” he blurts out.
Clay looks from him to me and back again. “What? She makes you nervous?”
“Sorry,” Nick says, swallowing the doughnut without chewing. He starts to choke, and Clay whacks him on the back a couple of times.
“Maybe you should wait outside.” Clay nods toward the door I’ve barely stepped through. “I’ll be there in a second.”
“Um. Okay.” I shuffle back out to the sidewalk. “Nice to meet you.”
In a couple of minutes, Clay reappears, sans Medea. He’s shaking his head.
“All righty,” he says, slapping his palms together happily. “Now we’ve officially begun the tour.”
“The tour?”
“Yes.”
“What tour, exactly?”
“The Santa Cruz Freaks and Tasty Treats Tour.”
I look over his shoulder at Nick’s dubious house. The windows are draped with purple, rust-streaked sheets, and there’s a strange sculpture made of Pabst Blue Ribbon cans dangling from a tree. “Are you sure she’ll be okay in there?”
“Positive. Like I said, he’s a disaster with women, but with cats, he really shines.”
He starts to guide me away, but still I hesitate. “I may not be a model pet owner,” I say, digging in my heels, “but I do worry. She’s sort of all I have at this point.”
With both hands on my shoulders, he looks into my eyes. “Claudia. I swear, she’ll be happy as a clam. Trust me.”
I bite my lip, studying his face. I’ve known him all of four hours and am shocked to realize I do trust him. “If you say so.”
“I promise. Now, right this way, madam, and I’ll introduce you to what Santa Cruz excels at.”
“Freaks and Treats?” I ask.
“Precisely.”
Clay Parker’s Freaks and Treats Tour:
1) Nick and his jelly doughnut. Freak with treat. I’m skeptical, but willing to proceed.
2) Fancy place downtown with white linen tablecloths and waitress with sparkly red thong peeking out of black slacks: wolf down a dozen oysters on the half shell and beer in frosty cold mugs. Clay confesses he’s having the best day he’s had all summer. I blush. I hardly ever blush.
3) En route to destination, we spy our second freak: long-hair on unicycle playing a plastic recorder. Due to high speed of vehicle, can’t be sure, but suspect he’s playing “Little Red Corvette.”
4) Gold mine. Downtown farmer’s market. Peaches, fried samosas, free samples of calamari. Too many freaks to name: mullet guys, drag queens, belly dancers, skate punks, goth girls, rasta drummers. Clay points out Dad in a Sierra Club baseball cap scolding toddler for not recycling apple juice bottle. At first we laugh, but when kid cries, start to feel depressed.
5) Manage to discreetly disappear into Rite Aid for tampons. Inside, more freaks: three betties in 80’s neon and teased bangs, filling cart with jumbo Junior Mints and Pall Malls.
6) Dessert at the Saturn Café. Sullen waitress with pink Afro. Clay orders us Chocolate Madness and a side of chocolate chip cookie dough. We feed each other the mess until we’re groaning in pain.
7) Insist on the Boardwalk. Remember visiting a hundred years ago, am seized with uncharacteristic nostalgia. Clay grudgingly admits Boardwalk is chock-full of freaks and therefore justifiable addition to itinerary. Ancient roller coaster nearly forces oysters, calamari, peaches, samosas, cookie dough and Chocolate Madness back up. Discover Clay has adorable, girlish scream when terrified.
8) Nightcap at Blue Lagoon. Lots of beefy guys in leather. Want to kiss Clay so desperately can taste it.
CHAPTER 6
Clay Parker lives in a yurt. Before tonight, I’ve never heard of such a thing. It’s round and wooden and is shaped like a circus tent. It’s more homey than I’d imagined. In fact, it has solid wooden floors, glass windows, running water and electricity. It’s the sort of place a hobbit might live in, if he was born and raised in Northern California.
You’re wondering what I’m doing here. So am I. But things are much more innocent than they sound—really—in fact, Clay’s insisted he’s going to lend me his bed while he spends the night at the smallish cottage down the road, where Friend lives. So far, the gender of Friend is a mystery my gentle probing has failed to pierce. Here’s the paltry sum of clues I’ve managed to procure:
1) Cottage has a couch, which he’s indicated he occasionally sleeps on.
2) Friend is “an old friend.” Assuming this refers to years of acquaintance, rather than somewhat comforting possibility that Friend, regardless of gender, is ninety and incontinent.
3) Friend will not mind the late hour (is now 1:00 a.m.), lack of prior notice or burden of making extra coffee come morning.
4) Friend makes great coffee.
Nancy Drew I am not. Even after nine hours of drinking, gorging and drinking again with this man, I am steadfastly incapable of asking about his romantic or (God forbid) marital status. It’s one of those sick dances we do: tell ourselves