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Сказочки-анекдоты - Сергей Александрович Кузнецов

Сказочки-анекдоты - Сергей Александрович Кузнецов

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забеспокоилась старушка с большой сумкой. – Я за свои продукты отвечаю, и более ни за что. Меня родственники с продуктами ждут.

      – Не боись, бабуля! От тебя никто ничего не требует, – успокаивает человек средних лет. – Мы тут выберем сами, из тех людей, кто имеет права нужной категории. Эй, народ, у кого есть права с категорией? Признавайтесь, кто вообще автобусную баранку крутить умеет?

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