Кривая речь. Борис Чечельницкий

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Кривая речь - Борис Чечельницкий


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дядина десница.

      И на лице его спитом

      Горячка шепчет: «Пунш со льдом».

      Про это ведает дурдом —

      Вполне душевная больница.

      5

      Пииту больше сорока.

      Жена уходит спать к Аркашке.

      Он описал в многотиражке,

      Как будет мять ему бока.

      Его чеканная строка

      Гудит в разорванной тельняшке.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

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      Примечания

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      Написано в годы правления губернатора В. И. Матвиенко.

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