Plays: Lady Frederick, The Explorer, A Man of Honour. Maugham William Somerset

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call himself anybody's chickabiddy.

Lady Frederick

      Protestations of undying affection are never ridiculous when they are accompanied by such splendid emeralds.

Fouldes

      [Starting and growing suddenly serious.] And what about Maud?

Lady Frederick

      Well?

Fouldes

      Poor girl, it'd simply break her heart. He preached at her steadily for twenty years, and she worshipped the very ground he trod on. She'd have died of grief at his death except she felt it her duty to go on with his work.

Lady Frederick

      I know.

Fouldes

      By Jove, it's a good card. You were quite right to refuse the emeralds: these letters are twice as valuable.

Lady Frederick

      Would you like to burn them?

Fouldes

      Betsy!

Lady Frederick

      There's the stove. Put them in.

[He takes them up in both hands and hurries to the stove. But he stops and brings them back, he throws them on the sofa.Fouldes

      No, I won't.

Lady Frederick

      Why not?

Fouldes

      It's too dooced generous. I'll fight you tooth and nail, but it's not fair to take an advantage over me like that. You'll bind my hands with fetters.

Lady Frederick

      Very well. You've had your chance.

Fouldes

      But, by Jove, you must have a good hand to throw away a card like that. What have you got – a straight flush?

Lady Frederick

      I may be only bluffing, you know.

Fouldes

      Lord, it does me good to hear your nice old Irish brogue again.

Lady Frederick

      Faith, and does it?

Fouldes

      I believe you only put it on to get over people.

Lady Frederick

      [Smiling.] Begorrah, it's not easy to get over you.

Fouldes

      Lord, I was in love with you once, wasn't I?

Lady Frederick

      Not more than lots of other people have been.

Fouldes

      And you did treat me abominably.

Lady Frederick

      Ah, that's what they all said. But you got over it very well.

Fouldes

      I didn't. My digestion was permanently impaired by your brutal treatment.

Lady Frederick

      Is that why you went to Carlsbad afterwards instead of the Rocky Mountains?

Fouldes

      You may laugh, but the fact remains that I've only been in love once, and that was with you.

Lady Frederick

      [Smiling as she holds out her hand.] Good-night.

Fouldes

      For all that I'm going to fight you now for all I'm worth.

Lady Frederick

      I'm not frightened of you, Paradine.

Fouldes

      Good-night.

[As he goes out, Captain Montgomerie enters.Lady Frederick

      [Yawning and stretching her arms.] Oh I'm so sleepy.

Captain Montgomerie

      I'm sorry for that. I wanted to have a talk with you.

Lady Frederick

      [Smiling.] I daresay I can keep awake for five minutes, you know – especially if you offer me a cigarette.

Captain Montgomerie

      Here you are.

[He hands her his case and lights her cigarette.Lady Frederick

      [With a sigh.] Oh, what a comfort.

Captain Montgomerie

      I wanted to tell you, I had a letter this morning from my solicitor to say that he's just bought Crowley Castle on my behalf.

Lady Frederick

      Really. But it's a lovely place. You must ask me to come and stay.

Captain Montgomerie

      I should like you to stay there indefinitely.

Lady Frederick

      [With a quick look.] That's charming of you, but I never desert my London long.

Captain Montgomerie

      [Smiling.] I have a very nice house in Portman Square.

Lady Frederick

      [Surprised.] Really?

Captain Montgomerie

      And I'm thinking of going into Parliament at the next election.

Lady Frederick

      It appears to be a very delightful pastime to govern the British nation, dignified without being laborious.

Captain Montgomerie

      Lady Frederick, although I've been in the service I have rather a good head for business, and I hate beating about the bush. I wanted to ask you to marry me.

Lady Frederick

      It's nice of you not to make a fuss about it. I'm very much obliged but I'm afraid I can't.

Captain Montgomerie

      Why not?

Lady Frederick

      Well, you see, I don't know you.

Captain Montgomerie

      We could spend the beginning of our married life so usefully in making one another's acquaintance.

Lady Frederick

      It would be rather late in the day then to come to the conclusion that we couldn't bear the sight of one another.

Captain Montgomerie

      Shall I send my banker's book so that you may see that my antecedents are respectable and my circumstances – such as to inspire affection.

Lady Frederick

      I have no doubt it would be very interesting – but not to me.

[She makes as if to go.Captain Montgomerie

      Ah, don't go yet. Won't you give me some reason?

Lady Frederick

      If you insist. I'm not in the least in love with you.

Captain Montgomerie

      D'you think that much matters?

Lady Frederick

      You're a friend of Gerald's, and he says you're a very good sort. But I really can't marry every one that Gerald rather likes.

Captain Montgomerie

      He said he'd put in a good word for me.

Lady Frederick

      If I ever marry again it shall be to please myself, not to please my brother.

Captain Montgomerie

      I hope I shall induce you to alter your mind.

Lady Frederick

      I'm afraid I can give you no hope of that.

Captain Montgomerie

      You know, when I determine to do a thing, I generally do it.

Lady Frederick

      That sounds very like a threat.

Captain Montgomerie

      You may take it as such if you please.

Lady Frederick

      And you've made up your mind that you're going to marry me?

Captain Montgomerie

      Quite.

Lady Frederick

      Well, I've made up mine that you shan't. So we're quits.

Captain Montgomerie

      Why don't you talk to your brother about it?

Lady Frederick

      Because it's no business of his.

Captain Montgomerie

      Isn't it? Ask him!

Lady Frederick

      What do you mean by that?

Captain
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